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That was ugly.
.
(LAUGHING)
Or even way down here.
He won't allow his mother to come to any of his games!
Oh, hells yes!
and the bitch was not one of them.
Yes.
between Prudence and how crappy you are playing?
Superstar, look at your hands.
Did someone order the special Quebec pizza, eh?
(CURSES IN FRENCH)
Rajneesh, you have to come meet me!
Put that SHIT On a T-Shirt
You can say bad things about me,
I would not wanna be his nutsack.
Mariska Hargitay. Yeah.
(GURGLING)
Baby, are you all right?
♪ Oh, I shall not be moved ♪
It's hard to laugh when men only see you as some curse.
Well, it's hard to believe a girl like you can't find a man.
(EXCLAIMS)
PITKA: The ball-gazing student has become the ball-gazing master.
so I left Prudence first.
(CLUB MUSIC PLAYING)
♪ 'Cause I'd already know ♪
Yes, it is arbitrary! Fight anyone for any reason!
♪ Watch, pray, watch ♪
You're back on drugs, aren't you?
Put that shit on a T-shirt
Not now, Kato.
Prudence always wanted me to stand up to my ma.
♪ Raise it up, raise it up ♪
Once again, I'm Trent Lueders.
♪ I'm everything I am ♪
♪ Yawning, stretching, ♪ ♪ try to come to life ♪
RAJNEESH: Sir, please, please make sure it's locked, sir. Please, over there.
No, I am good.
Please enter the ashram of the Guru Tugginmypudha.
Dell Computers, this is Chip.
ALL: Stink Mop. Go.
Yes. We did Maturity and Action.
I am His Holiness the Guru Pitka.
♪ Oh, I shall not be moved ♪
regress you back to your childhood.
Otherwise, what am I gonna do with this?
You do? Yes.
What if it doesn't work?
Not everything, Jane.
This is a disaster. He's my only...
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the incredible Miss Celine Dion!
Who is this in my house?
♪ You're just a step ♪ ♪ on the boss man's ladder ♪
Look what you did to my jacket.
But the question on everyone's mind is,
The Leafs look rattled without Roanoke.
Now, what is it you cunt face?
- PITKA: No, no! - CHERKOV: Let me at him!
♪ CHOIR: Raise it up ♪ ♪ and make a joyful noise ♪
Have you seen today's paper?
Jacques Grande. Is he "Mr. Right" or "Mr. Right Now?"
No! No!
Ow my wee wee
And now, I'd like to show my love by making for you a Quebec pizza.
"M" and "A" spells "ma," and we went to Buffalo and we saw his ma.
(WHOOPING)
♪ Lead me to your rock ♪
tfsesdf
And let's look at the word "Bible," shall we?
I found a voice-over machine,
But did you stand up to her?
(GRUNTING)
There's a snap in the back.
*
Ooh ow ouch my balls
Out of the way! Coach! Coach!
that I'd made from apples and pantyhose.
Sometimes we would wake up a couple hours later,
Thanks to Roanoke, the Leafs have got the Kings on the run.
*
Best goalie ever
Superstar! What did he say to you?
And you! You're just a stupid rich girl!
Goal! Roanoke may be fighting for his life,
Ow! My cock! My prick ! My Willy ! My dick !
(ALL CHEERING)
Remember, kids, this is not how you play hockey.
♪ I'm a midnight toker ♪
(SCREAMING)
♪ Oh, I shall not be moved ♪
but he cannot play on the ice in the game that we're watching,
Rajneesh, let's make like a baby and head out.
Bangkok.
(EXCLAIMS)
Ball-gazer! Oh, my God! There you go!
.
With one second left! It's a penalty shot.
Now, everyone, let's just take a seat.
Even Jay-Z had 99 of them,
Yes. Oh, you have?
You! You!
Don’t hit my testicles, I have blue balls and haven’t nutted in thirty three years. I cherish my gonads and you pounded them .
♪ Everybody needs a bosom ♪
May I have the key?
WOMAN: I see.
Right. See?
(JANE LAUGHING)
and I will go deliver it to her.
♪ And I'm a sinner ♪
Oh, hi.
(ELEPHANT TRUMPETING)
I think I made a happy weewee
I mean, he can't even play in front of his own mother.
♪ To get to you ♪
(SNARLS)
Put that shit on a t-shirt
How can you be the Love Guru
I haven't laughed like this in such a long time.
DARREN: Making love. Falling asleep in each other's arms.
They can't be happy in the Leafs' locker room right now.
My goal is to get you to say, "Gee, you are you."
Throw a hex on you.
That is distraction.
I can explain. Okay, go ahead.
Two and three, out, can't play in the game.
.
Did it work?
Seriously?
Just because your mother only loved you when you achieved
Snaps.
Now, Guru Pitka here obviously has a plan.