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Never mind about that now. I do not believe what I just heard.
All the calcium in the world ain't gonna make up for this nasty taste.
You know I don't want them havin' that junk.
¶ amen ¶
¶ I know, I know I know, I know ¶
¶ adolescent stares at death now what's left ¶
We still have to drop Nate off at Trudy and boo's.
It wasn't my fault. I know it wasn't your fault, baby.
Favorite Movie
- You filthy, stinkin' pig. - Who's a pig?
Come here. Let me wipe that.
¶ I'm your doctor when you need... ¶ gimme that, snuff.
Me to self
Aunt song and Uncle clem said viola's beside herself that you're comin' down here.
Mommy, don't leave me. Come on, Troy. Let's go inside, baby.
- Excuse me! I... - ¶ [ Loud music ]
When I come home, the house better be clean.
There they are: The possums!
- You owe me a coke! - ¶ Roll on in the citroen roll on ¶
Gracious lord, we thank you for this food. Amen.
Hey! Clinton, don't let me get up there!
I'm proud of you, Troy.
¶ People make the world go 'round ¶
Hey, Tommy, turn that junk off now. Oh, come on.
everybody was wonderin' when you was gonna break. ¶ anytime she goes away ¶
Yes.
¶ you're never gonna get my love ¶
Afro sheen. Beautiful products for a beautiful people.
Uh, your aunt song didn't mean nothin' about your hair and your earrings.
[ Woman ] No, no. No, no, no, tito.
It's a foul! Where the referee? [ Indistinct ]
May I please be excused? No, you may not.
¶ 'cause he be sellin' rock for the partridge family ¶
[Sobbing] - Troy, I'll Go Get Your Bags.
That means that my baby is in heaven.
¶ mr big stuff ¶
Let him watch the game. Woody, don't touch me.
[ TV announcer ] So great was the beauty of this magnificent black woman,
I ain't no puta. I keep my pyjamas clean.
Oh, shoot, I don't mind. We are all family. Who's hungry?
¶ Tell me, tell me who do you think you are ¶
I spent them funny-lookin' nickels of yours also.
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- Why can't I eat in peace? - 'Cause you're disturbin' the peace.
[ Troy howling ] Whoa!
is mama's baby gonna be nice to Troy?
¶ And this house just ain't no home ¶
Your mother. She got the block association to put some life on this street.
You ain't talkin' to me. Be quiet with your rashy moustachie self.
¶ never can say goodbye ¶
Who did that to your hair? Aunt song.
Well, let me tell you. I got to be like a thief in the night in this house...
Bye, Troy. Bye, minnie. See you tomorrow.
Viola, give Troy one of your nighties. I'm gonna throw these things in the garbage.
¶ because it is survival of the fittest ¶
Mommy sure had a lot of friends. I guess she did.
¶ brother, if there were another lesson ¶
Yeah. They talk funny down there.
Naturally beautiful. Radiant. She is black essence.
[ Nate and Wendell ] I ate three peas. Shut up.
¶ stick it in, stick it out do you wanna be a scout ¶
Dad, I'm in the bottom of the ninth. Why can't I... I don't wanna hear it.
Please don't go, Obama.
What's wrong? Troy. She's always pickin' on me.
ahh, yeah. Ahh.
- Hey! No TV! Turn it off! - Mom, it's just a game.
¶ 'cause nobody ever played me now it's only gettin' worse ¶
I'll be over at Uncle browne's.
¶ we did it like that and now we do it like this ¶
but you have made that mistake five times this month.
¶ overnight sensation ¶
Come on. Move!
And this other one. We don't do nothin' to you.
yes mommy sial are you a member of the priory of sion? uh, i don't have any fake I.D to show you but yes.
I'm waitin'.
Wendell has been telling me that every morning Tony throws trash from his sidewalk...
- Let's eat already. - Yeah, the food's getting cold.
¶ and start heading for the door ¶
[ Kids shouting ]
¶ who do you think you are ¶
queenie! [ Television ] Before Jesus grew up to be our saviour,
Clem, do something!
All daddy wants to do is play his music.
[ Carolyn ] I've enclosed some gifts for you and viola.
Huh? You think you can come into my store and steal?
you want me to go over the bump? No!
And it was working, until:
- Are you wooin' me? - It wouldn't do me much good right about now, would it?
Clinton! What?
To help me conduct the business affairs of this family!
You remember to write it down before it bounces next time.
I don't need you to fight my battles. Fool.
I am gonna speak to your father about this.
¶ drive a big expensive car ¶
Mommy! Everyone's gonna laugh at me.
¶ and think like the crowd ¶
Let's get the rhythm of the hands.
¶ Trash men didn't get my trash today ¶
Queenie? Where are you, baby?
I don't have to steal nothin' from you. I just forgot my money.
¶ and Nate's gonna be with cousin Sam ¶
Forget candles. You don't understand what you're dealin' with.
I hate your guts.
hi, little ladybug. Hi.
- [ Both ] Ewww! - Ewww! Come on, daddy!
¶ who is the man that kid there ¶
This food's good. Day after tomorrow.
[ Girls screaming ]
[ Mom ] He eatin' vegetables tonight. Quit bitin' your nails.
[ squeals ] Stupid!
About how to conduct myself in this house. I am asking you...
She treats me mean. She makes fun of me in front of her friends.
Lord, have mercy, child. You sure got one thick head of hair.
-You know how I feel about that. -But Troy has pierced ears.
- I can't stand you either. - Why don't you sit down with your ol' black self?
Sike Ya Mind Make Ya Booty Shine!
Don't answer me what. Turn the goddamn TV off.