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I can't even enjoy my meal without that funky mcnasty faggot ruining my appetite.
¶ hallelujah, hallelujah hallelujah, amen ¶
¶ I woke up in love this mornin' ¶
Because no one wanted you to worry yourself silly,
it wouldn't be lookin' all like a sheep's behind.
stop throwing bottles there! We always get blamed for it.
mommy's not here, you silly, stupid rabbit.
¶ can I drop the bomb oh, yes, I can ¶
[ Footsteps ascending stairs ]
You are gonna be crazy once I beat your brains outta your head.
- What? - You gotta pay your bill.
Look at your eyes poppin' out of your head. What are you doin'?
¶ take a peach, take a plum take a stick of bubble gum ¶
- Peanut! - What were you doin'?
How do you know it was us? You did it to your own stink house.
You know, I need you...
Mommy! Troy's eating a whole box of trix by herself.
¶ no one saw a finer time that you miss ¶
You Stoopid ass dummy
[ Clinton ] Possoms should go eat their own dinner.
What was I supposed to do? You should have told him...
Hi, mr Carmichael. Y'all blow a fuse or somethin'?
Stupid. Hey, hey!
peace and soul!
It's not fair... you get in there and do what I told you to do!
¶ hey, Joe ¶
[ Sportscaster ] Frazier with 24 points.
Hey, mister number three!
Compliment, my butt. That boy's just plain greedy.
[ Joseph ] Troy! I have to go to the bathroom!
¶ straight from the hill 'til then played the Hilton ¶
- Troy, baby, what are you doin'? - I'm sick.
oh, Troy, I like this song. ¶ four, five, six ¶
Ow! Get off of me! Shut up! Give me my tickets.
¶ for the trouble of gettin' blown up like a bubble ¶
¶ 'cause life is too short and it just gets shorter ¶
I'm back teachin' school again, and I am waitin'.
Damn kids broke my shoe, man.
Please don't go, Wednesday.
¶ time ¶
Where you going? Come back here!
¶ ooh-ooh, child things will be brighter ¶ all right, Clinton.
That was rude, little girl.
- See what you did? - Lord, have mercy. Troy!
Come on. Yeah, stupid.
What did I tell you to do? What did I say at the table?
Mm-hmm. They're jade. Oh.
- Yesterday. - Oh. So how old are you now? Eight?
Tony, I hate to tell you this, but your house stinks. That's the truth.
Now!
I mean, on the one hand, you come down here...
Do I have to finish my peas? That's okay, doc.
- ¶ And she's always gone too long ¶ - Mommy!
What the hell you think you're doin'?
I am trying to balance everything,
george stop being a baump! sorry faye.
When store clerks catches a Kid sniffing that Ghetto D in the store
we told george but it's just what he does. it is.
[ indistinct shouting ]
Outta here.
How dare you talk about my family like that? You should be shot.
Lord, have mercy, honey. You can't wear these.
¶ last year alone in the dead zone ¶
Not toniiiight
I’ll never go back to Georgia
¶ I'll take you there ¶ you ready to go?
¶ changing people's heads all around ¶
¶ roll on, citroen roll on ¶
¶ I'll take you there ¶ [ Doorbell rings ]
Troy, we're gonna have us some fun. Carolyn,
How do, miss coomish mimmish? How was your flight?
¶ rent-a-car kid, there you are ¶
Don't let me have to go get my switch. Jesus, help me. Clem!
- You so immature. Shut up. - Ugly monkey.
Can you hear me? Yes.
All because... no, child, I am not crazy.
Besides, my dog could kill your little rat dog.
What did you say?
For Christ's sake, let Troy open up her presents, please, honey. Goddamn!
Don't you want to look all pretty like aunt Maxine?
Vic, don't worry. I'm gonna come visit you tomorrow, okay?
Night-night.
Me wen the lights go out
P.S. We got the lights turned back on,
¶ Time ¶ ¶ time has come today ¶
¶ let's take a sec to think back to the year of the 7-0 ¶
- Minnie, get off my stoop. You think you're so pretty. - You think you're so cute.
¶ hey, play what I wanna play in the day ¶
¶ time ¶ ¶ time has come today ¶
¶ I think I seen 'em wearin' timberlands and runnin' down the block ¶
Clinton, you go to the game? ¶ I can see clearly now ¶
¶ the ups and downs a carousel ¶
here you go, Vic. We, uh...
I got your food stamps!
[ Wendell ] Brother, there he goes again. Tony eyes can't even sing.
I miss you so very much.
Don't go, daddy.
¶ hit me when I represent the f.A.P. ¶
You see his hands? [ Laughing ]
[Sobbing] Oh, God! Queenie!
H-e-l-l n-o and you are not it.
¶ I'm in the world war with Mohammed, my man ¶
¶ [ continues indistinct ]
¶ went to sleep with you on my mind ¶
I'm glad I missed it. Troy, when was your birthday?
Hooray! I'm glad to hear you're havin' such a wonderful time down there.
- Ten. - No! How's my brother clem, aunt song and viola doin'?
All right, now, I want you two right to sleep.
¶ dig a dray for the bones sticks and stones ¶
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And you ain't paid your rent in two months. What gives, huh?
¶ go underground young man ¶
Over there! Snuffy and right hand man!
Oh. Next time, steal somethin' easier.
¶ We got to live together ¶
You see, clem? I say it's white; She say it's black.
You know damn well we take those too. Leave me alone! Shut up!
¶ he's always throwin' sticks ¶
It ain't about Walt Frazier!
¶ pass the peas like you used to say ¶
[ Woody ] Nate, do like your mother tell you.
Who cares about you and your stupid... you seen my tickets?
My folk opera is about me growin' up in Alabama.
¶ ooh-ooh, child things will get brighter ¶
That's just fine.
Yeah, you gonna believe this stinky over us?
Sh-sh-shit.
Children, go on in the house. Oh, daddy!