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The board of health oughta shut you down.
[ Speaking Spanish ]
Hi, Uncle browne. Here's the other bag, man.
¶ no place to run ¶
If I should die before I wake,
Don't be difficult, okay?
- What? - They found...
¶ ooh-ah combaleeny oshie-koshie, liberace I love you ¶
Troy, aunt song loves you and your family.
why don't you put queenie in the family room?
Thank you, mrs Carmichael. That's okay, baby.
¶ Nate woke up in pee this mornin' ¶
and throw rocks down on my dogs.
I can't believe you just turned ten!
Tellin' me about yet another mistake Woody done made.
My children are doing no such thing. You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
How's my big girl? Good.
[ Clinton ] That's all he ever eats.
Oh, you'll see. Look. Look.
¶ Brooklyn session take it back black Smith & Wesson ¶
All I ask you is to write down when you spend the money I am making.
So? Later for you. You think you so cute.
I got some fried chicken and potato salad in the kitchen right out there.
Get off the couch. Woody! I could use some coffee.
Just so you can be a pure musician playin' pure music?
Huh? I'm talking to you.
- Woodrow! - It's true, gem.
Daddy, these eggs are runny.
- I don't have to listen to you. - All right, missy.
Looka here. Don't she look good?
got to get some bread, nigger.
My brains? You ain't beatin' my brains outta my head.
I'm all right. Like that 'do.
I can't do that any more, Troy.
Are you gonna eat some breakfast? No, thank you.
Oh, no, sugar. We don't let the dogs in here.
The Knicks got a job. You need an education.
ten, twenty, thirty, forty, fifty, sixty, seventy, eighty, ninety...
- Untrue. - Machine gun, machine gun, machine gun!
- She took the change too. - Who?
They're very valuable, and they mean a lot to him.
Troy, can he come out? All right.
¶ amen ¶
Right. Sure you're right.
- I'll tell her you went out to the store. - Nigger.
[ Jessica ] Hey, papi, don't worry. I'll get you out of there.
[ Indistinct ]
emerges today's beautiful black queen.
¶ I'll take you there ¶ hey, little miss coomish mimmish.
Well, you ain't nothin' but a damn puerto rican.
- Viola, you got your bra on? - Yes.
He should clean up his stinkin' house, man.
All right, y'all. Finish your plates. We got about two hours to go.
¶ One, two, three the devil's after me ¶
[ Chattering ] Okay, okay! Come on. Get out.
It's not like queenie just to up and disappear. Why, lord, why?
I made money before. I'll make money again.
¶ 'cause I'm comin' with a hate only made from what it made me ¶
You should start actin' like an adult and cut this foolishness out.
Your music's not bringin' anything into the house but music.
Take it to the hoop! Jump shot!
Okay? Sure.
¶ I'm fillin' another part of reality ¶
Yeah. I don't want to visit aunt Celeste.
¶ Anytime she goes away ¶ daddy, please don't make me move away.
No, it wasn't me. Hey, man, you can't find the tickets?
¶ but even the crowd can't help me now ¶
This concert's gonna change a lot of things for us, gem.
[ Indistinct shouts ]
How I’m feeling
[ girls chanting ] ¶ you love me, you hate me you know me and then ¶
Hey, Wendell! You seen my tickets?
Troy? What?
And don't come back here no more!
We thank our guest stars Curtis Mayfield, the persuaders...
Is some respect for my work...
Your mama know you out here? Yeah.
The both of you can go back down South. Soul train on!
Sorry.
¶ ooh-ooh, child things are gonna get easier ¶
Sing this song nice and loud so he can hear you up in heaven.
Look, mama. Aunt carolyn sent me some also.
You got a beef with that. I don't know what to do.
Well, you ready to go? Mm-hmm.
Same energy….Happy 2023
""Wait for me! Wait for me!""
It started with Clinton.
¶ time ¶
Dinner!
Let's go. I'm not goin'.
- [ Arguing ] - Wendell, what's goin' on?
All right. Sleep tight. Don't let the bedbugs bite.
I'm fine. Thank you, ladybug.
April, may, June, July, August, September...
Yeah, that's real nice.
I said I was sorry. You better be.
¶ just want to dance all night ¶
here, kitty, kitty. ¶ I am no better ¶
No, I'm watching the partridge family.
[Sobbing]
[ Announcer shouting indistinctly ]
[ Indistinct ]
¶ I'm your mother I'm your daddy I'm that nigger in the alley ¶
O-o-h Child Things are gonna get easier
[ retching ] You sick, baby?
how I'm looking at you right now!
tryin' to do my work, tryin' to concentrate,
[ Baby talk ] Say Happy Birthday, Troy.
Aunt song, you sure can cook. Why, thank you, sugar.
Well, now, miss Jessica, I don't know 'bout no us,
¶ Angela, ah, Davis and we roll like avis ¶
I pray the lord my soul to keep.
I AINT NO PUTA I keep my pajamas clean
[Sobbing] Queenie!
Bye-bye, daddy. Bye-bye.
Nobody's goin' anywhere. ¶ anytime she goes away ¶
[ Clinton ] Oh, man! [ Game continues indistinctly ]
[ Coughing ]
¶ ooh-ooh, child things are gonna get easier ¶
What about Wendell and Nate? They never do nothin'.
You're very welcome. That's what family's for. Gotta stick together, right?
She got what? Oh you meant Puerto Rican
What? Didn't I tell you I wanted the kitchen clean?
We got the car. We can go for a drive.
You need a hot comb on these naps.
Permission It Did once in Front of My Face N-O Spells No
Okay. Wendell?
- What? - You killed my mother! You know what happened!
- Nigger. - Stop calling each other nigger.
You're gonna sit there 'til you eat every black-eyed pea on your plate.
¶ Troy's havin' a birthday party ¶
Ladybug, we all miss you dreadfully.
Troy won't let me go to the bathroom. Shut up!
How come she didn't Tell me? How come nobody told me?
I don't live here now? I think I done paid enough, mr c.
¶ But that's what makes the world go 'round ¶
[ Snagglepuss on television ] Heavens to mergatroid.
You're gonna have a wonderful time. Please? Just this once?
some fireballs and some Boston baked beans.
snuff, man. ¶ I am everyday people ¶
¶ feels so good to be a crooklyn dodger ¶
¶ Yeah, I oughta leave the thing alone ¶
Eat the peas!
My kids and their friends can't sit on our stoop,