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Troy, you're gonna have a great time.
¶ we'll put it together and we'll get it undone ¶
No one's gonna step on this stoop, I'll tell ya. All right, bye-bye.
You can run back to bed. Uncle clem and I have a surprise for you!
That would be good. That would be great.
I'll see you when you come back.
and when you write cheques and don't tell me about it,
[ Mom ] Mornin', ladybug.
To you or your cares, mr c. Okay.
- Come again? - We ain't got no electricity, and neither do you.
Come on! Open the door!
¶ [ I'll take you there ]
deflate my thighs? yes.
¶ there's a very strange vibration piercing me right through the core ¶
These are from daddy.
M-o-o-o-o-m!
No, Snuffy and right hand man are not here.
Now, at least y'all still got gas and hot water.
This ain't no plantation! I know it ain't!
7 Arlington place. Unpaid bill. Service to be shut off.
Everybody to be at the church...
Don't know what's wrong, but I'm tired.
¶ one, two, three the devil's after me ¶
I said is the TV on!
¶ seven, eight, nine he misses every time ¶
[ Hinges squeaking ] Hey, number three!
Wendell, what's wrong?
¶ things are gonna be easier ¶
¶ bring your clique so we can get stoned like family sly ¶
¶ things are gonna get easier ¶
Clinton, Wendell and Nate?
Bye, little Joe.
[ Tony ] ¶ please release me ¶
Oh... looka here.
- I just asked you to write down the cheque. - I wrote the cheque, right?
- Hi. - Hi.
[ Whispering ]
I hate doing... when you finish mashing peas into the floor, mop.
- Hey, leave her alone. - Hey, Clinton, grab this bag.
So, we gettin' ready to go for a drive after breakfast?
And beside,my dog can kill your lil rat dog anyway
Why you laughing for? He don't even know what's goin' on; He's laughing.
People are gonna come to this concert. People still want to hear good music.
Call yourself what you want to.
¶ my mind stays the maddest I'm gone with the wind ¶
Clinton! Have you lost your mind?
¶ I'll never go back to Georgia ¶
Oh, man! Hey!
This isn't the bathroom. Get outta here!
- You can't sing anyway. - [ Laughter ]
Your children are constantly over here throwin' their trash on my property.
Gee, you must have been lonesome if you missed them.
Did you think you were the secret army commando, that no one was watchin'?
I told you so! Lucky shot.
Have a safe trip. Bye-bye!
No. No.
I need to ask you somethin'.
I'm the one used to pay for you and the children to go to bloomingdale's...
Why you actin' so crazy? You make me crazy!
I like eatin' by candlelight. Kind of romantic.
¶ four, five, six he's always throwing sticks ¶
¶ no-no-no no-no-no whoo ¶
and your mother didn't think there was any cause for alarm.
[ Wendell ] It tastes good too!
Did you take 'em? No!
He's in there with your mother.
¶ master ace has the taste for ducks ¶
- Play your music. - Forget it. I'm getting all emotional. I can't sing now.
They hit my dog! Got me in my feelings a like...
Now...
Come on. You can run faster than that. I know you can find it.
I got to work on my music now.
All right.
Here, Troy. Go change in the bathroom, sugar.
[ Kids laughing ] That's your sister.
Me right now!!
They have no manners. Miss, I'm sorry for the disturbance.
You're not getting any, and I'm telling ma you called me an evil, flat-chested wench.
[ Speaking Italian ]
Troy, mommy's gone.
[ Song ] Viola, what's that noise in there?
Here comes the pitch. And it comes in wide.
Troy! You glue sniffers! Leave me alone!
- And sand cake. - All right, daddy!
Come on. [ Sportscaster ] Five seconds.
You Know I Need My Lights. Can't Sleep, Can't Think, Can't Read Without My Lights."
We understand. I was hopin' that the food stamps would help.
¶ I know you want to enter but I can't let you in ¶
[ Laughing ]
They're your relatives. Come on.
I ain't studying about Celeste. Woman's mean and evil.
[Crying]
Wait for me! Wait for me!
¶ that makes all the homeboys swarm ¶
Exit stampedin' all the way. Stage left.
[ Sighs ] I'll get some money.
¶ on a fat cigar without a care ¶
Doesn't hurt. If you combed it a little more often,
Hey, you! Get up!
I'm just turning it down.
Good night, hon. Good night, daddy.
¶ you know I caught her messin' round with another man ¶
- You don't ever let me do what I want to do. - I want to go home.
Surprise, boys.
Vic, let's go. Just forget about it, okay?
Hey.
¶ things are gonna be easier ¶
- Who wants to jump rope? - I do.
[ Kids chattering ]
This is pretty much me saying goodbye to the Obamas :(
Can you please chew with your mouth closed?
All right.
Don't call her a heifer. Clinton, you are gonna wash every fork, plate, spoon,
¶ ooh-ooh, child ¶
Should have to run around here cleaning up after you shiftless negroes.
Good. Where's daddy? He had to go to rehearsal.
Throwing this trash back. Who told you to throw it here in the first place?
I'm the one you ought to feel sorry for. I have to go up there with all those boys.
¶ Ooh-ooh, child things will get brighter ¶
Aunt song and Uncle clem asked if you'd like to come.
Hey, mr ♪4. Mira, mira. Where's my rent?
¶ original heads represent the Brooklyn all-nighter ¶
It's from my mommy. [ Song ] Oh, yeah!
[ Sportscaster ] It's a very important game. Stupid!
Dang!
¶ four, five, six he's always throwing sticks ¶
Thank you! Goodbye!
¶ You're never gonna get my love ¶
.
¶ we'll walk in the rays of a beautiful sun ¶
Come on, Troy!
Bihhh I'm weakkkkkk
Troy, I was wonderin'.
Mira, mommy. Ten cents.
Can I have a piece of lemon, daddy? Mmmm.
¶ I wish I had a quarter for all my people they slaughtered ¶
Bump coming.