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...but I have here the rare, mint-condition, production-era...
What if I knocked you unconscious right now?
I need that to complete my Justice Society of America collection.
- Hey, Penny. - Hi, Mike.
If you were to travel back in time and knock me unconscious...
Can I come in and watch him invent the telephone?"
...from Victorian England into the post-apocalyptic future...
- Why? - Just personal reasons.
You can't. If you were to prevent yourself from buying it in the past...
Good choice. Alexander Graham Bell invents the telephone and calls for Watson.
Okay, man, be cool.
- Plus your irritability-- - Yes, I'm upset.
...in the original packaging.
But I still don't understand why no one else bid.
But what about your time machine?
...with real light-speed sound effects.
I can't feel my fingers. Hurry up.
Don't look down if you're subject to vertigo. --and use their stairwell.
- What are you doing? - Just moving something upstairs.
I can and I did. Look up dibs in Wikipedia.
Oh, yeah. The guy who lives next to me is always like:
If I remember, Kirk will steal a cloaking device from the Romulans...
Oh, wait.
- So? - So it's my turn.
Blue blue hair anna
And who is that Japanese feline I see frolicking on your shorts?
- That.... - Again, time machine.
What the hell's going on?
- No, I needed to hear it. - You didn't. You are a great guy.