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If I stepped on you, would you die?
nah oof
The Mortal Realm.
[ Stomach rumbles ]
MAVTV! 2 years old!
(LI LAUGHING)
Then why didn’t you QUIT? You knew I was trying to get rid of you yet you stayed
new zeny bus SKADOOSH!
grab his finger and then skadoosh!
You guys, your real strength comes from being
You mean you only eat one at a time?!
The Jade Slayer. Master of Pain.
You're like me but old
Son: cana you do this? Can you do that?-
Huh?
Oh!
Okay. Anyway, the important thing to remember
I can sell noodles in the lobby! (EXCLAIMS)
No. He's not here?
BAO: Fire!
mastering of new skills requires mastery of self.
(GASPS)
LI: Huh?
Charge! (LAUGHING)
I wasn't ready! (LAUGHING)
Our own battle ended five-hundred years ago!. Our own battle ended five-hundred years ago!.
I can teach you.son
Leave my noodles alone.
We can do this.
Pandas Don't Walk. We Roll! わかりましたか。レッツ・ロール!
Boy, quit it. That's my hair body black with white fur.
(CUBS GIGGLING)
(YELLS)
(GROANS)
Yes? Dad?
Okay, I used to work with Oogway.
Belly Gong.
Your chi will soon be mine.
Kenneth Ward... You dont know who you are...
(GASPS)
Hey, Joseph… Hang on, Spike! This looks like a job for Superbear! Run, run and away!
Look at that. (PO LAUGHING)
What? You set me up to fail? Why?
I'm going high! There you go.
Kai has returned!
(CHUCKLES)
Thank you for the compliment.
Come on, son. Fight!
peed v
No! You can't!
Donkey? Gidget? Judy?
Po hurting his tenders again
I can!
(BLOWS)
I'm being choked by Master Porcupine.
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
Kronk: Melman, Mantis?
Oh. Dad, check it out!
Oh, the spicy noodle soup for Tigress.
(PANDAS CHEERING)
Time Warner Cable has dropped CBS2 and won't let you see your favorite shows. Call 1-888-TW-CABLE and demand you will want CBS2 back.
What are you talking about? I've done everything you've asked.
Whoa.
But because of you, I left the Valley unprotected.
(KAI SCREAMING)
BOTH: You're welcome?
Hug that log, you! (GRUNTING)
(CLUCKING)
There we go. Just let it all out.
That's too much! No!
(LI LAUGHING)
Uh... It is an honor to meet you, Master Panda.
Son? (GASPS)
Then why didn’t you quit you knew I wanted you gone yet you stayed
Don't you go disappearing in petals ever again.
Finally, inner peace.
This isn't going to work.
Do we have to strike a pose every time we land?
Much better.
kung fu artifacts in all of China!
Igor Rango.
If I could fit in it?
Who told you? Did Tigress tell you?
Oh!
Why won't you let me show you before you forgive me? Why won't you let me show you before you forgive me?
We have to help him!
(SNORTS)
It took me 500 years to take Oogway's chi.
The baby on the bus goes wah wah wah, wah wah wah, wah wah wah, the baby on the bus goes wah wah wah, all through the town,
There, there. That's it. There, there. That's it.
This is Master Shifu. Legend.
Than every day of my life just being me
maybe i'll consider going on medical leave i mean i haven't gone on it yet. oh ok then why? because of my right eye it went all red and pussy yesterday. oh ok then how long for about 67 days. leave approved! approved! see ya when you get back back!
(GIGGLING)
Uh-oh!
LADY AND THE TRAMP SKADOOSH
Yep. I gotta lay off the panda buffet.
Our bellies could be brothers! That is so cool.
You what?
MR. PING: This is the secret panda village? (CHUCKLES)
Ava. Cake. Look
Okay, I saw that coming.
Uh... My brother's farm?
(GROANS) Sorry! My fault.
What am I supposed to do? Just let that happen?
And what exactly does that mean, Dragon Warrior?
Psst. Psst. Psst I'm gonna get you.
Well, you think I can't keep a secret, huh?
When Katie runs... Panda Asthma
Okay?
It's beautiful.
And did anyone ever come look at me, without of habitat? No, They left me out there to exhibit.
(LAUGHING)
But do not engage,
Ooh!
Woah!
A nunchuck chick.
Rango, Judy Hopps, Donkey, Junior the Stork, And Gidget
Ubobusdxuuhcewobs Ijnowdkjndwjno
Oh, hey, Dad. What's up?
Po.
Everyone, gather around! This is my son!
It's me talking through the kai
[Stomach growling]
(GIGGLES) Woah!
You guys, never underestimate
Oh, ho, ho! I'm sure he's tired.
I will show you the true power of chi, brother.
Your son? Now, hold on just a minute.
to0dd
GOOSE 1: What was Oogway thinking?
Son!
I'm still green! It didn't work!
GOOSE 2: Uh, I'm glad we're not Po right now.
Melman: Master Bear, Master Chicken, Master Croc!
Did I oversleep?
(SHUSHING)
Ok. I’m going in and I’ll get ‘em! Big mistake, you miscreants!
Shifu, open another scroll or something.
Does it feel like you could take on a thousand warriors,
wait no !! too much
I will have yours if it takes me 500 more.
You're doing great, son.
I've been asking the same question.
Did you have to step on every rock?
Wait... Oogway had a brother?
On November 1st, DirecTV will drop FX, Speed, FSN, National Geographic Channel, Fox Business, and you will even lose FOX11 and MY13.
Woah!
This is perfect!
Dads!
Ow!
-You want my chi so bad, -Here and in Equestria,
Oh... Yes, about that...
It suits you. You've grown.
I've always felt like I wasn't eating up
Find Oogway's students, and bring them to me.
Your momma couldn't hold you still.
Uh, Viper and Tigress, do,