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Yes, Master!
No, you saved me.
I heard from Monkey, and Crane, & Man
Dim and Sum. (PO LAUGHS)
No!
They taught me how to give chi.
And give me that Plantis time the win with a Kung fu, do you understand? Oops, sorry. Goodbye!
Oh!
I heard from Monkey, and Crane, and Mantis,
(YELLS)
you just added Szechuan peppercorns.
Doesn't matter what I think.
It's not them talking, you idiots!. It's not them talking, you idiots!.
We can do this.
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
Dad. Dad.
I lied to him for 20 years.
Problem. Of course.
ALL: Woah, woah, woah!
Kai. General Kai.
It has to.
I don't have more time. I need to learn it now!
Me realizing I could eat more than I usually do I KNEW I WASN'T EATING UP TO MY POTENTIAL
Flushed away Flushed away polar bearsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Normal Word: Where did he go?
DIM: That's right. (ALL CHOMPING)
That's sweet, Po.
Mientras tanto, Pacifica y Pikachu están comiendo bolas de arroz, al acercarse Mordecai, Pacifica le dice a Mordecai que se coma una bola de arroz para levantar la moral
Who's she?
Now you can Whoa.
Who is this guys
Oogway? Woah!
I see you.
BOTH: Whoo!
Boss?
VIPER: We need a chi master.
Get a quick sketch of us.
(YELLING)
Very tacky.
And he betrayed me.
So there's no sneaking up on him.
What did you just say? Uh...
why would my business have no idea who moana marsh is? because she dosen't mind it! it'd be like "moana is that an affair i poked my nose in" "nope can't recall anything to do with that kiwi lady sorry darling." that's why.
(GRUNTS)
PO: Enemies of justice, prepare for war!
I didn't really come along
All right, you little...
Yes! We can?
(ALL MURMURING)
Both sides of a Yin and Yang.
When you don't know who you are, just look inside
What was I supposed to do, huh?
(SPITS)
I bought a tiny cup.
You don't have to worry about losing me ever again.
We've gotta get in there. But Master Shifu said...
(IMITATING CHOKING)
I can't hit Kronk!
Whoa, you're right. That's so scary.
master porcupine
Perhaps a bit of lunch.
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
Sorry about the mess. I don't usually get visitors.
Chitty-chitty chat-chat.
You lied?
Nothing.
Supercalifragilistic-chatpichatlichatcious.
(SNEEZES)
Oh, okay. Here we go.
Who's gonna get you? Yeah. Who's gonna get you?
Oh.
It only works on mortals.
I mean, you're enlightened and everything. I'm just...
Sorry, buddy. Gotta send you back to the Spirit Realm.
Am I the son of a panda?
(ALL GRUNTING)
(PO GASPS)
- Friendship is magic! - Skadoosh!
Thursday, June 27 2002
You know, to learn how to master chi.
(Chuckles)
(GRUNTS)
Po? Po?
Uh...
Oh, wait. That's my normal green.
This isn't going to work.
Ah.
(SCREAMING)
(SHUSHING) Whoa.
But you gotta believe me.
Did you at least learn a little something?
We better roll. (WHISTLING)
That doesn't make any sense.
500 years in the Spirit Realm, you pick up a thing or two.
Sorry, Crane.
(GRUNTING)
I Have (Cousin Itt)
When will you realize?
You know, you weren't the only one who was lying.
(Laughing) Kai is coming!
You're seriously afraid?
[stomach rumbling]
(GASPS) (GRUNTS)
Yes! I'm the Dragon Warrior. Facing maniacs, that's my job!
It is me, your bestie!
By the time I am done with them, Oogway,
(stomach gurgling)
Po? (GRUNTS)
Here I come!
(CUB CRYING)
Hmm.
What am I doing? Getting a backache.
Mantis?
(LEI LEI GIGGLES)
Nicola Savino: Flash
(BOTH SCREAMING)
Why me? Is it because I asked?
The Spirit Realm. It worked!
Why won't you let me show you unless you see me? Why won't you let me show you unlessl you see me?
ALL: Whoa!
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
You may know me as the Beast of Vengeance.
(GROANING)
Don't you dare!
(GIGGLES)
Ubobusdxuuhcewobs Ijnowdkjndwjno
She was the love of my life.
Coming back at you. I got it.
(VOMITING) That's my boy.
Belly bump belly bump Amy rose:this was So cringe put on South Park
I'll put your chi to good use,
Dunking
to be the Dragon Warrior.
and then all of theirs!
(CRANE SCREAMING)
You got me. Dolphin-Style Retreat!
(GROANING)
-(LAUGHS EVILLY) -Whoa!
Woah!
Maybe you should just unroll it all at once?
I don't wanna be more! I like who I am.
which perfume are you gonna buy? bvlgari aqua amara.
(BOTH GRUNTING)
Really? Really! (LAUGHS)
Yeah! Whoo! We did it! Whoo-hoo!
(GASPS)
Monkey, help me! (LAUGHING)
Oh, you sound just like Shifu with the, Chi, chi, chi.
and the knowledge Oogway left in our care.