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Frank.
♪ By the dawn's early light ♪
Tommy from upstairs shelled out for the pay-per-view here.
It was a mistake.
Like what?
All six of you.
Okay.
since they tossed me out of the choir.
♪ Anymore ♪
♪ She's a guillotine ♪
♪ ♪
before he takes a shot. I have no idea why.
♪ If you lose your way you just follow mine ♪
Yeah.
♪ In backward talk you try to say ♪
And her mother?
get the ball anywhere near the basket.
All right, all right, listen up, everybody.
♪ Inside out ♪
something I haven't seen in a long time, I...
Hey, $149.50 on my goddamn Visa,
And you're all looking at me like I'm fucking up.
Yeah, um, I think I'm going to finish my calculus
Never apologize for your parents.
Catholic League ladies might talk.
I broke my collarbone falling down those station steps.
He's smiling for me.
Two hardworking, God-fearing men.
Not unless he sheds 30 pounds.
So Thursday?
What day is it? Friday.
If I'm going to embarrass myself,
Nobody's seen him since last night.
No, because he's got a family
Like a rolled-up pair of socks.
out of my Karen!
lower 48, Air Supply.
even got a couple two-for-ones for Tide.
Dad?
Tri-zone air-conditioning.
Aw, fuck off!
Well, he's screwed the golden goose now.
Power window and door locks.
I think the record is pretty clear-cut:
You're good.
♪ You were willing once before ♪
without this channel's knowledge or approval.
Sweet Jesus.
Got a bit unnerving, so I headed on back down.
can make me wait 60 years for a new kidney?
I brought all the
That's Kevin, right?
Again, Debbie.
Guy in the bar said to pass it on.
♪ We'll come out with a job ♪
I'm talking hold-on-to-the-grass...
Hey.
Single parent? You get out of the habit.
♪ Anyhow I know I tried ♪
I could of.
Last Friday? So what?
♪ Ba-ba ♪
Could I...?
Hey, Ian.
I never saw Eddie's.
♪ What is this feeling ♪
We raised our kids in a straight line
that paid off last season.