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Uh, Holly thought she saw a body under the tracks
I went to apologize, bought him a drink, then I went home.
PhD...
And he just licked that one.
♪ You're so sure of? ♪
Oh. Uh, my boys, your daughter?
And on a Sunday.
HOW THE HELL DID I END UP IN NEW JERSEY? I fucking hate New Jersey.
I promised Mary, never again!
♪ Inside out ♪
Can I pour you a nice tall, frosty Molson?
I bet you're a great coach.
♪ She wanted my heart ♪
Jesus... Oh, oh.
♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba ♪ Sorry.
Get laid as often as you want.
help him with the paperwork at the embassy.
Yak, yak, fucking yak.
I haven't set foot in there
It's great when they're little,
♪ True patriot love... ♪
Let's have a, um, a safety word.
I shouldn't have kidnapped your dad.
Liberals when they say they like Canada Me:
Um, sorry, Fiona.
Where would you rank yourself
Why would your dad be over on Halsted when he lives in the opposite direction?
Uh, they didn't check going in.
Hey, I gotta go cash a check.
Wish you'd taken a camera.
Have one.
Keep it down in there. I'm an American.
All right if leave my number for when you might be?
I like him.
Fuck me.
You want to wait outside while I pay the bill?
Oh, hold on, Sheila, Sheila...
That must be nice.
Make me a sandwich for when I get back, okay?
I saw an outline once in a thunderstorm, but...
Oh. No.
Never mind I'm a single parent!
Hopeless? Hard to say.
A what?
Take it easy!
No. Yeah.
♪ Like it's 1792, whoa-hoa ♪
She's got this thing about people bringing dirt
Family, you know.
We've all known for years it could end this way.
It's not him, Debs, or the police
You're preaching to the choir here.
Anybody notice that I'm bleeding?
Hey, there's a guy back here knows I'm an American.
♪ Anyhow I know I tried ♪
Open up! Let me in!
Why would I want to come to Canada?
at St. Stephens.
CYO Basketball League Awards Banquet is next week
Oh, yeah, they're good people.
See? This is what I'm talking about.
Stop! Stop!
Burgers comin' through!
Oh, those are... those are pretty sexy.
Hey, Liam.
I have not been out of the house in five years.
You've got to be over the moon with a fellow like yours.
I don't know. A week maybe?
Think you can get close enough to those bars