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Did you hear that Bill dumped Ann Richards for me?
They are delicious and we ate them all.
I've got to give the keynote at a Hells Angels rally.
"Free with purchase of 100-pound bag of charcoal."
I know.
The gal at the front desk said he was good.
At ease, Sergeant.
What I did to the Governor...
You brought charcoal into our house.
What are you doing here?
He is on his way.
Winterfresh me.
Well, she's taking me to a fancy ball.
Bill asked me to marry him.
I’m going to kick your asses.
Let's go! Let's get there.
[Pop music playing on car stereo]
and I was just trying to make you feel better.
- whenever you had a date. - Oh, Billy Goat.
Ann, you're the best thing to happen to my life since Lenore ruined it.
- You knew the whole time? - You took the fall for a friend...
Now, we're gonna sit here and pray.
No, I just thought you might like to join me at a Rangers game.