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You're riper than a fat boy in a clown costume.
Svetlana's getting things in order,
Oh.
Your high school girlfriend who you fuck.
He doesn't like to take the goggles off.
You're the one calling me a cheater.
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What for?
What are you drinking?
Nice wheels.
Look, what are you talking about?
- I am not exposing my legs. - Oh, come on.
I'll see you at ten.
What else did you think a topless-maid service did, Kev?
The owner here wanted to close this place down, too,
This is what happens when you miss an episode of Shameless.
Yeah, we can throw a stink bomb up there
where are you coming from?
All right! Whoo!
No, you're not.
with a home masonry project.
Are you working right now?
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I, uh...
Looks like you already cleaned out the cash,
I like what's going on here,
Give me a beer.
It's all bloody and raw, man.
- Oh, my God. - Ugh, fuck.
Window? Ladder?
I can't feel a thing.
To not get a boner.
That's a burger well-done, with crispy fries,
Yeah, I was thinking
Are we seriously not gonna have sex?
You doing all right?
I'll do that.
- An extra buck an hour. - Done.
Aren't you angry with him about destroying your future?
Oh, that's great. Okay.
But no booze, and we charge the same for sodas
Okay. Oh, yeah. Thank you.
Where are you going? We have class.
And fucked.
You will soon.
I guess there's something to be said for honesty, right?
Fine. Just don't lose any money.
- An old friend? - Denise.
is gonna be audited by the IRS.
Don't be talking to strangers, son.
you've been screwing a woman?
I'd rather have my girlfriend sleeping with other chicks
No, wait, no, no!
You obviously picked the wrong woman.
- Monitor. - Is the house clean?
Or the three pieces of silverware
Except he says it's not cheating.
Well, I didn't think it would lead to you closing it.
♪ Hully gully, hully gully, hully gully, goo ♪
Shit, you are heavy.
Shh!
This couch is pretty comfy.
I did the best I could.
You make me proud, my one and only son.
for the Three Musketeers.