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This is Bill McNeal broadcasting live...
and I ran over to him and I kissed him on the lips.
All right! Then I want you to sign right there. Look at that.
[ Cheering ]
I'll be right back.
He's a sad, lonely guy, basically.
Dave, I was wrong, you were right.
That's not what you said when I was trying to get a raise last month.
Say, where am I goin'? Hey, they'll tell you that in the helicopter.
No, I'm good. Thanks.
"I was recently fired from my job.
You're saying I'm a liar. I never said you were lying.
I'm supposed to imagine that you're nude?
I think you're missing the fundamental issue here.
Use this. Ah. All right. Thanks.
What is your name, sir? Mike Johnson.
I have a statement I wanna read on the air, or I'm going to jump.
Boy Scout motto. Weren't you in Boy Scouts?
[ Matthew Groans ] Hey, Matthew.
No. What exactly do scissors help you be prepared for?
I can show you the ledge where the nutjob almost bought it.
Good. No, you're not!
That kind of sensationalism is no better than those video shows about animals attacking humans.
If it were up to you, Bill wouldn't even be hanging from that rope.
I don't know why. You ask him.
Right, Joe?
And we will bring you that statement live as it happens.
Don't ask me to explain, but was anybody here ever a Boy Scout?