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- It's very nice. - Come this way.
Diane.
What happened?
I once saw shafers cock It was this big
Duane's guys, he's got them all under control.
If you can convince her, you can convince anybody.
Oh, my God.
You will.
It's gonna be fine. We're gonna fix it.
Till there's none tomorrow.
He has no hair.
Not yet.
He's okay.
What are you doing over here, David?
Mr. and Mrs. Kovic, I'm not gonna give you a ticket.
It would be wonderful for you and great for the president.
Yeah, I'm, running... You look great.
Bob.
When will you make a statement?
BUDGET? BUDGET?
...and I'd like to apologize for any pain this may have caused him or his family.
Vice-president's a good man, isn't he?
Mr. President?
- Mr. President. - Mr. President.
Who said it better?
Oh, no, poor Joe.
I'm sorry, the only time that I have available is the 25th.
Good night.
You mean, I did all that?
The stroke hit at 8:42 p. m...
But that's not even the worst part.
Hot lunches.
I once saw Ryan’s cock It was this big
I once saw Debo’s cock. It was this big!!
Okay.
- If you could just wait for a couple months. - Yeah, wait.
- Don't call the vice-president. - What?
I don't have enough work for the people you already gave me.
Mr. President.
Good night.
Good to be home.
I have examined him thoroughly...
And we're pooping. And we're pooping
Excuse me.
What?
Come on, number six.
...maybe I don't belong here in the first...
..."to boost consumer confidence in the American auto industry."
Look, can we stop with the 20 questions?
...to find a job for every American who wants one.
I suppose it's true.
Let's hope this yutz can pull it off.
You know...
We'll get to Lisa's collages soon Hang in there
6:30?
...the White House always maintains its dignity.
You know...
I think you better take a look at this.
It's not bugged. It's okay, Murray.
- Why didn't you call me? - Well....
We dig up some dirt on him and then we force him to resign...
Wild?
Her?
...on the good of the country.
Under the terms of the 25th Amendment, Nance has been acting with full authority...
Not even you.
Who does these books? If I ran my business this way, I'd be out of business.
This is a mistake. We shouldn't be doing this right now.
Of course not. Well, then, that's another 47 million.
Where's home?
...and obstruction ofjustice.
Sick time is done. Let's call the...
- You understand what you'll be doing? - Yeah. You want me to wave.
Right. Very good. Very good. Let's try one more.
- Hey, guys. What's up? - It's the vice-president.
Sometimes we need our friends...
- The vice-president. - The...
Vice-president?
- Me? - Yeah.
Yes, please. Sit down. It's good to see you.
Has this guy been having too many Happy Meals for lunch or what?
Thank you for doing this, Ellen.
That's right, Bill. Kids are homeless too.
The U.S .News hammered us, but they're always tough on that.
All right. All right. Here's something right here.
Hi, I'm Ellen Mitchell.
You can tell these two pit vipers that this is the last one of these...
- I understand, sir. - And....
Baby
Just then, I felt like I wasn't pretending anymore.
- Will he be all right? - Oh, yeah.
- Morning, ladies. - Mr. President.
We vetoed that?
You've gotta help me cut the budget.
Why can't you die from a heart attack like everybody else?
Makin' lazy circles in the sky
Thank you, Arnold.
I think I've been pretty cooperative. I'd just like to know where we're going.
Me too.
President Mitchell!
...then pretty soon all these other problems we're facing may not seem so...