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Is that right?
What about it?
- I'll lock him away for good. - Then we'll all go to jail together.
...and, your blood pressure has even gone down.
- Bye, Lola, Kate, Adriana, Pam. - Bye, Dave.
Another patriotic secretary?
Murray, she flies on an IBM.
I want to look at Mitchell's proposal.
- Go! - Go, go.
It's Monday...
Thank you, one and all.
Yeah.
Fine.
...according to the OMB, we've got, 17 defense contractors...
They tried this in Russia and wrecked the country.
Don't get carried away. I'm not that good at it.
It's a work of art.
I'm fine.
I liked helping people that I hadn't even met before.
...were indicted on 34 counts of election law violations...
- Mr. Alexander left strict instructions. - I'll explain it to you later.
We did.... We did our, Club Med routine...
No.
What about the vice-president?
I was.
Just don't call him, Al.
- Tell him I send my best. - I will.
...when there's nobody around and you know it's safe?
- Perfect. - Great. I'll see you then.
Come here.
Is this merely overcompensation...
...and get our president to nominate a new one.
We are delighted you're visiting the White House.
Can't get out of it.
And the coloring....
Now, let's say...
Why don't we go into my office?
- It's good to be alive, isn't it? - Yes, sir.
So I tell my boss...
Drew.
He's here.
But, you see, that's not the whole story.
So even though they're late...
It's in the faces and the smiles of a Sunday afternoon.
Everybody else is buying the "minor stroke" story.
- Now he's making stuff up about me. - He's not.
We didn't want to have to tell you this...
Got you!
This could get me into a lot of trouble.
It is Dave, isn't it?
- Terrific. - In fact, we think you did such a good job...
O-K-L-A-H-O
- Mr. President, how are you feeling? - Fine.
If I'm not...
...for a comprehensive employment program.
"Somewhere, there is a distant light...
It's time to go. Better get inside.
Like that.
Here's the quote
Do you know why I don't want to?
Well, let's say....
Hang on.
I wonder if the Communists got him.
She was giving a speech at Bryn Mawr. I managed to catch her before she left.
I think we can get started now.
I'm the government.
Thanks. We work very hard at it. I mean, she....
Tom. Tom. We have a limited amount of posters.
I heard you. You said, "Cut $650 million off the federal budget...
- We work out of an agency. - You sure look like him.
Fertility beads.
Hi Mike. Hi Jared. Happy Holidays
- They're not my attack dogs. - What?
So this is good. We're doing good. We're doing real good. We're on our way.
Thanks for coming on such short notice.
Mr. President, did you commit the crime?
You said it, Mr. President.
Any questions?
- Not gonna give a ticket. - Right.
I don't understand.
Sleep tight.
- First lady? - Don't worry, you won't even see her.
Yeah. So tonight's the big night.
Let me read this to make sure I get it right.
Dave, these things get awfully complicated sometimes, and I think you have to...
What do you mean by that?
It's Monday... And everyone works on Monday!
The president has complete use of his faculties...
I mean, about me?
They're all kids.
I was saddened to discover at least 15 separate acts of intervention...