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Thanks. That's very funny.
Reports that he had suffered a severe stroke are erroneous.
Great.
...you make this little deal with yourself that...
I think there are certain things you should expect from your president.
I mean, if you had one more chance to be president...
Thank you, Mr. President.
But I have an idea...
- What? - ...you will see distinct differences.
I'm sorry, you're not allowed in here.
He is now rejuvenated.
I'm afraid the president's not in very good shape.
Ironically, the indictments came just 48 hours after final passage...
I don't think so, Howard, no. If you'd killed it, it would be dead.
...that the vice-president has been sent on a 12-nation African goodwill tour.
Hi, there.
We're only saying: you're doing fine, Oklahoma
Thanks, Duane.
- Yeah. - No.
...interfering with an ongoing Justice Department investigation...
- I don't want to. Please. - Murray, come on.
I got people up on the Hill talking impeachment.
...was laid to rest at Arlington National Cemetery early this morning.
Don't you have anything to say to me?
You'd do it then for sure, wouldn't you?
America isn't what we say here tonight.
But we don't know where to start. Maybe that's what it is.
The Secret Service man is right outside the door.
- Who? - The vice-president.
- No, no. Kovic. Kovic. - Kovic.
Just a short-term thing. Straight temp job.
President continued his convalescence...
Here's the moderator, John McLaughlin.
I think you ought to save all the money you have.
- We got her upstairs in the laundry room. - Some nightmare.
I call a press conference.
I forgot that I had 250 million people...
Get a doctor! Move it!
- A month? - Right. Don't embellish.
As soon as she comes in, we'll move you out to the balcony.
Hundredth cabinet meeting. It'll be a nice touch.
Open. Like this. Like this. Neat. Neat.
He's got the power. That's why he's in the shower.
Have you ever seen the look on somebody's face...
Your ECG is completely normal...
...just as the president was concluding his remarks to a joint session of Congress.
Dave. I'm Alan Reed, White House communications director.
I'm not the president. I mean....
I love Benjamin Bratt. </break> -I know.
...about a car that they've already bought?
Mr. President, I don't know any other way to put it. This dog just won't hunt.
Have you ever driven through a red light?
Wave.
- You know the Claghorns? - Of course. Of course.
The guy got sick, right? He recovered from his illness.
She's emotional. She's attached to the president.
These are from the people of Burundi.
What is with President Mitchell lately?
Shake hands with the president.
We're walking, we're praying and we're stopping.
We need them to feel like they can go to bed at night...
You can even do without children...
- Sit down. - I don't want to sit.
And I can't think of a better way to ensure his legacy...
Look at Dave's tracking polls. They'll burn up in your hands.
We'll admit he had a stroke, but we'll say it was a mild stroke.
It was a stroke.
Look at that.
I love Benjamin Bratt. -I know.
How are you gonna get home?
I mean, I assume you're married.
Wait a minute.
Well, you, remember that First Liberty stuff we almost got nailed on?
We need a judiciary that is sensitive to the needs...
Over the last few months, Bob and I have come to believe in different things.
Darling, they're waiting in the Press Room. I really think you ought to get in there.
President Mitchell's right. Putting people to work is what we ought to be doing.
- I'm sorry, sir, I didn't realize that... - Just getting a little fresh air.
Remember, you are the president.
Dave is the Best
You know...
Ladies and gentlemen, here he is...
We're on a roll now. Karen, you got a job.
Well, technically, that's true, but....
I love Benjamin Bratt.
- See your driver's license, sir? - Here, sir.
Yes.
The proposal brought swift reaction, here on Capitol Hill.
I see a lot of places you could save, but I can't make those choices.
...but I saw the crowd and I got excited...
I can't say.
He can show some life, even act like a child.
She hates me.
First cover of Time magazine and I need a shave.
And the wavin' wheat can sure smell sweet
- I was a senator, you know? - I know.
The whole press corps is right out there.
This is Sander Vanocur at the White House.
Want to Indian-wrestle?
And that's a tragedy...
Will you calm down?
You're spending $47 million on an ad campaign...
- Nice to see you. - You too, sir.
In a bittersweet ceremony in the capital, Vice-President Gary Nance...
And the land we belong to is grand