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...President Mitchell always has one hand in the pocket of his coat.
We're walking, we're walking... ... and we
Quickly. Quickly.
He's not?
Great, great, great. All right.
...and knowing that you've done something valuable with your day.
Here you are on the cover.
The new president promises a leadership of fairness.
Dave.
You weren't in the state legislature.
Have you ever thought about wearing a sweater?
- But we went there. - Dave.
...just because he happens to be vice-president of the United States.
You bet.
Have you been exercising recently?
I told her his blood pressure went up after a little incident at the hotel.
I....
Dave, I can't hire anybody else. I can't.
- You're kidding. - It happens.
Open it, please, Duane.
Do you want to tell him that?
- Listen, you little shit. - Dave. Dave.
It doesn't happen often, Bob, but you're right.
IT'S WEDNESDAY EVERYBODY WORKS ON WEDNESDAY
Have you got someone to double for me there?
That was quite a thing you did today.
Alan, we still gotta control this guy.
Wrong?
...I'd like to apologize to the American people.
The lights are on, but nobody's home.
I love Benjamin Bratt. <line> - I know.
See? It was there all the time.
...for something they haven't finished...
...on my lunch break.
Good morning, Mr. President. I was really worried.
- You? - Yeah.
...where he was giving a speech to the American Legal Counsel...
...but, even professional politicians have trouble getting used to the...
Mr. Speaker.
...is a good and decent public servant...
...and the machine will do everything your arms do.
Rain Oklahoma
That's at a press conference. Otherwise, they're almost always on the podium.
The entire United States of America.
And your family?
Take today. The president woke up, broke the law, got caught, he pardoned himself.
I shouldn't be here.
...proving that Bob Alexander was also involved...
Look, I'll make this easy on you.
- We made it up. - What do you mean, you made it up?
...this big.
He's all right.
I know what you think. People hire us to impersonate the president and first lady.
About the worst thing we ever did...
...but if you've been running around with this new jobs...
Mr. President, I don't believe that's on your agenda today.
Hot lunches for little kiddies.
Good boy!
- It's all set with Duane? - All set.
Cancun?
Like the program I presented when I ran for president.
I'm not one of your little bimbos.
Thank you.
I can't believe you would do something like this.
It's Wednesday. Everybody works on Wednesday.
The president has requested this rare, joint session of Congress...
We're here trying to carry the water for him. I've carried water.
That's all I have left.
- You really had me worried. - I'm fine. Well....
...the president succumbed Thursday at 4:20 p.m.
...but sometimes we need to put our personal feelings aside and focus...
Usually it's a barter kind of thing.
They look like they could fly.
Well, half Polynesian and, half American.
- Rosenthal loved us in The Times. - That's good.
Polo, climbing.
Let's talk a little bit about desserts.
Oh, my God.
...in a previous domestic automotive purchase.
Dave.
His personal physician pronounced him in perfectly good health.
Say, what's with the cameras?
But we make fun of the president. We knock the president. But it's a tough job.
The most important thing to remember is his general presence.
The first lady. I mean, couldn't I start with a cousin?
...but the vice-president is mentally unbalanced.
Judiciary?
We're walking... We're walking... and we're stopping
You know...
You're on.
Don't we, Bob?
. .
You're nobody.
What I told him to?
Lots of shelters were in this bill.
And no Boy Scout is gonna come in here and take it away from me...
...we'd be making $23 million a month in interest.
As soon as we sat down...
Bob.
Hang up.
Yes.