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Well, we had to, Dave. The guy's a Boy Scout.
- When does it break? - Couple of days.
Bill stopped looking a long time ago.
Just put them in the really busy places.
Would you like....
- Yes, Mr. President? - Yes, we need two copies of the budget.
Tomorrow, I love you Tomorrow, it's only a day away
I want you to do it because you're acting in the best interests of your country.
Unfortunately, money management's only gonna get us halfway to our goal.
What is with President Mitchell lately?
Mr. President...
We both lose.
- ...I'd like to go over the budget. - Budget?
You're leaving too?
I'm the president, and as they say, the buck stops here.
You can't kill a president.
Something top secret.
And here are the machines that make all the noise
Wait a minute. What's wrong with the magic trick?
- Your boss looks better since the stroke. - Thanks, Mr. Speaker.
So confident is the White House about the president's recovery...
I didn't have anything to do with this First Liberty nonsense and you know it.
Excuse us.
Can't say.
I don't want to lose you.
- Mitchell's that way. - Stay back.
I was pretty good though, wasn't I?
Your government needs your help.
I had to care more about what's right than I do about what's popular.
Is he going to...?
Now, allegations of wrongdoing have also been made against Vice-President Nance.
Lately, it's been, pretty much full-time.
Morning.
I know the president's supposed to serve four years, but now it may be 15 to 20.
...votes no.
...in our cash management.
I guess something important must be going on for the president to go through all this.
We're look-alikes.
...in this chair.
Bob.
How did you get started?
Okay, let's go.
Well, you may not be aware...
You look hungry.
Don't touch anything on that desk.
I want you to do it because it's the right thing to do.
She's, Amnesian.
Yes. I mean...
He's not a president. He's an ordinary person.
- Yes, Mr. President. - Nothing. Good night.
He's in love.
You have a lot of secrets.
- Probably. - We think so.
See....
Well, in a sense....
...that I had to ask the waiter to bring over another napkin.
You did great.
That'll be plus 47....
We met earlier at the hotel tonight, remember?
- First Liberty. - All I've got is my integrity, Bill.
But as I began to investigate, I realized that this pattern of corruption...
...return to work within the next couple days.
This is good.
These are the private quarters.
We think you did a terrific job.
We'll get to Lisa's collages soon Hang in there
I once caught a fish...
It's actually kind of serious, Dave.
Okay. Okay.
The first lady?
- Good luck. - Good to see you.
You're a flea!
From the nation's capital, The McLaughlin Group.
Hi, Dave. Where are you?
She seems to hate him now more than ever.
Home.
We're walking.
No, I sure don't.
In the car, I think.
Depends.
Ask me how I did.
You make a nice president, Dave Kovic.
...of the Bill Mitchell Jobs Bill...
But it's 10:30 at night.
Arnold, thank you so much.
I, have a couple of ideas I wanted to share with the country.
Mr. President, I understand how you feel...
...because you believe in what you're doing and you think....
- What's your name? - Brandon.
Do you think they could, rustle up some fresh bratwurst and some hot mustard?
Would you like to...