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Go to hell, Bill.
Nice.
Can I borrow your...? Thanks.
It didn't take.
- A teleprompter. Is it hooked up? - No, I don't think so.
Stand up. There you are again, coming off the helicopter.
- Good morning. - Good morning, Mr. President.
Thank you all.
He realized he didn't have to be a zombie.
Well, very nice.
Back to the cottage.
What you don't want to do is eat doughnuts.
I'm not the first lady anymore.
It's gonna be great.
...safe and secure.
See? Okay, here's me.
Over here, Mr. President!
You're a blip!
You mean, we get Dave to nominate you as vice-president?
Mr. President, slip your arms in there...
...even for a man with a minor stroke...
Now, some of this can be done.
I once saw Schafer’s cock It was this big!!!
...knowing that President Mitchell is fully in control.
Mind if I sit down?
I want you to do this because you want to.
No. Please.
- Good to see you. - Well, welcome back, sir.
Because I'm really not in the mood.
You know, just seeing him makes me...
I'm feeling much better.
AND WE'RE WALKING
Let's move it up a half hour.
The White House classifies the president's condition...
Three Branches of Government President "Dave" learns how things work.
There's no mistake, Bill.
I can't keep all of this a secret.
The upper house and the lower house.
I think I've found some ways to put back the homeless section...
We send the vice-president to Africa or something.
The lights are on, but nobody’s home
It worked.
Look at this. "Vice-president's office linked to S&L scandal." Alan, you're a genius.
You're nothing. Do you understand?
...since Bill Mitchell's incapacitation.
- Hi. - No buttons.
...taken before the stroke and one right after...
...he pulls out this ring and I got so emotional...
...on major issues of the day.
- I love bratwurst. - I know.
- Hi, there. - How are you?
You know, I've always wondered about you guys.
Look, if there's been some mistake...
- Where are the parents? - Hi.
You don't call a press conference.
- Oh, yeah? - Front page.
Go go go!
I know we haven't always gotten along. I know we've disagreed politically.
...but I don't want to tell some 8-year-old kid he's gotta sleep in the street...
I love that speech.
But, Alan, this is wrong.
- Crazy? - Certifiable.
I can't go into hiding.
I had nothing to do with this. He called it himself. I swear to God.
He's walking. He's Bob Alexander, our White House chief of staff.
Step out of the car, please.
See you.
A million visitors go through the White House every year...
And turn around.
- Thank you. - It's Monday.
I love Benjamin Bratt. -I know.
IT'S WEDNESDAY. EVERYBODY WORKS ON WEDNESDAY.
- Fine. - Ready to get back to work?
I’m rare baby
Randi.
- Mr. President. - Mr. President.
- But she needs a lot of work. - Yes, I know. She's kind of new at it.
She doesn't always like this stuff. It might soften her up.
Who are you?
It's simple, Alan.
Just what you think I mean.
...I'm gonna make it the responsibility of this government...
I'd like to begin with an announcement that...
When you hurt someone intentionally, that is not a mistake.
Here it comes.
He's like, "At 0700, I want an hour of volleyball.
"lllegally influencing government regulators...
At some point, we're gonna have to call the vice-president.
And, could you arrange for dinner for two in the dining room?
Tough little moment with the dog.