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- She has a date. - You don't know that.
She's waiting for me somewhere in Pawnee,
Correct.
Okay, so the clue is inside,
I-- uh-- oh, my God.
Seriously, I Really hope you guys are very happy! Damnit...
Try 308.
Okay, so we've got all the ones
tell me where it is and I can get out of here?
Okay, time for gifts.
and the combination is a five-letter code
for a man-piece. We in business?
The scavenger hunt?
How lucky that that happened to you
You don't think that Millicent was my soul mate?
I put an ad on Craigslist:
- on Starz HD. - Wow, that's specific.
trying to find me a date.
She said you'd be here by noon.
gonna get each other presents 'cause we were too busy
Oh, my God, did that happen to you?
she and I have been together, and hope we luck out
- Hey. - Hey, you're here.
and I'm working the late shift of the snow globe museum,
Quick question about Ann--
I'm sure that Millicent couldn't keep up with you
Oh, come on, Leslie, gimme a break.
You know, I'm mostly fine being single.
Oh...
You're, like, the second smartest guy I know.
April, you're the old married broad here.
mini curling iron that I gave her.
- How are you? - Well...
It's really hard to say congrats without sounding sarcastic.
Because she doesn't want me to know.