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I think his social skills have held him back.
Now is good. I've cleared some time now.
That doesn't make it right!
Thank you, Arlen. I didn't say anything. Mazel tov.
It's a long story.
Or is it wrong to complain?
(LARRY PANTING)
Put your paychecks in there from here on out.
Boy! You should have worn a hat.
I didn’t ask for Santana’s “Abraxas”!
You little brat fucker!
Who cares?
Messages, Professor Gopnik.
I tried to ask her about it, very civilly. She. . . Yeah.
WHAT!?
except to just tell you and treat you Like an adult.
Mike Fagle's gonna kick his ass.
Fine. She's fine.
It's just good to know your neighbors, and to help.
Sir, you are Lawrence Gopnik of 841 9 Fern Hill Road?
Um. Okay. Uh. . . Don't worry.
what's going on.
I understand the physics. I understand the dead cat.
Move out?
We're meeting Sy at Embers. I am?
(TEACHER SPEAKING HEBREW)
I guess that's why you're full partner, eh, Sol?
(Wailing)
I think that they're Italian.
Hamas!
Passing grade. No, no.
Won't you sit down?
Dad, Uncle Arthur is in the bathroom again,
is found
No offense.
What do you propose?
A religious observance.
LARRY: He's very good with numbers.
It's so important that we be able to discuss these things.
Mmm-hmm. Uh-huh.
Thank you, Arlen.
Why is Uncle Arthur always in the bathroom?
Oh, no, no. They're competently, even eloquently written.
They're Like fables, say, to help give you a picture.
They knew I could just go on winning,
What's the Rabbi gonna tell me?
Very troubling.
Because I, too, have had the feeling of losing track
So. . .
You. . . I hate to say this,
I'm Lawrence Gopnik.
Maybe Rabbi Scott was right.
Sy?
(BREATHING DEEPLY)
F Troop is fuzzy.
The math tells how it really works. That's the real thing.
I gotta wash my hair. I'm going out tonight.
This, in a goy's mouth, Larry.
I don't want Santana Abraxas.
CULTURE CLASH Please Accept the Mistery
(DOOR OPENING)
On Sy's. . . It's hardly a crime. I mean, nobody got hurt.
I've tried to be a serious man, you know?
What was that? Nothing.
within you dies. . .
That's why they want the gett.
I haven't asked. . .
CULTURE CLUSH Please, Accept the Mistery
Paul Kantner.
Are we eating already?
Sir! Your son. Mr. Gopnik...
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
That's great.
Mere surmise, sir.
Hey, Fagle!
Rabbi Nachtner asked me to cover for him. Come on in.
ARTHUR: Out in a minute.
Yes, but you said we hadn't done anything.
What was my life before? Not what I thought it was.
Do you know this man?
It proves we can't ever really know
I know.
Would you even want that, Larry? No, I. . .
Well, I'm not really at liberty
When the truth