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hard-to-love lead detective, Hunter Rush.
What member of the Brat Pack are you?
But I like getting to know somebody.
I never thought in a million years she would say yes.
And I pray this broken day will not last too long
What about, like, some pineapple juice with a little bit of rum on the side.
That's my mainland name. My Hawaiian name is Koonu.
It's just an anticipatory order.
You're wearing the shirt regardless.
- I'm ready to ride giants, Koonu. - I think you're ready.
So, how do you like writing music for a TV show?
I'm at my fucking job right now
So I checked what it was, and it was actually one of yours.
It's a good looking dick, Peter Beautiful dick.
It really deeply upset me.
"and I totally dismissed him like everyone else does in his life.
Good morning.
But now everything is fine.
He's dead already.
I'm going in.
Knocked her up in hawaii! Real original!
It’s like the sopranos. It’s over. Find a new show.
Any more than that, I know I'd go crazy,
- Here you go, sir. Breakfast of champions. - Oh, thank you.
You gotta just pull yourself up by your wetsuit,
I know that I'm leaving in a couple of days, so I don't even know
Why are you so damn strong?
Can you get it out of my leg, please, hotel man?
I just thought I'd take my chances.
And I...
It's no problem, honestly. It's not a problem.
Inside of you
- Really? - No.
Like a little holiday with Hitler.
"Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. "
I don't think I've ever been this covered in sweat before.
So...
He's being modest. He works on a show called Crime Scene.
You should stop crying.
We worry about you, Petey.
December through March in NJ
“I’m ready to eat and drink, Koonu.” “I think you’re ready.”
- Yes. - My wife says so.
Rachel, let me handle this. I know his friend. Let me handle this, okay?
Rachel, please don't do this.
Hi.
Mr Prime Minister and Mr President You better see that it's not only me
Maybe we could go together?
You quit squirming and come here.
F**K YOU'RE COOL It's so hard to say, because, like, I hate you in so many ways
Maybe you should just give me a minute.
I'm on Sex and the City. What's up, Miranda?
Peter, go back to your room. Go back to your room, Peter.
- You went nuts. - Yeah.
- Are you okay? - Yeah, you have a nice night.
Awesome. Why don't you go upstairs, change that shirt,
It’s a Good looking dick , Jimmy. Beautiful dick
How y’all gonna fight off intruders...
I just wanna talk to you about something. Can you stop?
"No, no drinks for me, thanks.
Please, please, let's take...
Are those sad tissues or happy tissues?
Sarah bought me this shirt.
Let me tell you something about these tattoos, okay?
PETEY!
Puka Nacuacuacuacua’a
What are you burning, man? Come on.
Take a look at the microscope.
Can you say "catfight"?
I'll try to keep it down.
- Happy 4th of July! - Thank you.
I know that I was not wrong about that.
Doo doo paper. You're throwing doo doo paper
LIKE THIS ONE, IT’S LIKE THIS ONE’S FELLOW
It is sea turtle fucking season, dude. Let's go.
Oh, God! Okay, there they are.
Koonu, call the front desk now!
I'm pregnant
On the night I'm dying
You guys are dysfunctional.
- Okay. - Just lean back for a second.
Are those sad bourbons Or happy bourbons
- Hi. - Hi.
Getting in touch with the ocean and stuff. It's really pleasant.
I wish I wasn't wearing this fucking shirt.
I feel...
It's just... I guess I thought we had another year left.
You’d be very welcome.
Oh, no, I'm good, I'm good. I'm okay, I'm okay.
- Hey, Peter. - Nice job, Bretter.
I'm really, really sorry that it did,
Ms Marshall's brainy sexpot character, Maddy Stark,
When I walk in packing heat to some hoarders house
and amidst the interminable dross that's on that thing,
Who, Greg? I love Greg, man.
Ha Ha
I missed you.
Sorrow Suckers. I don't know why they call them that.
No, no James for me, thanks
I heard that place was a pain in the ass.
But I know Sarah, and I'm pretty sure I just ruined her day.
Now sit back and enjoy your in-flight entertainment.
- Hope you have a really good time here. - Have a great dinner.
Cuch, it’s over
Three weeks later, I caught him cheating on me,
Orange and Brew! Real original!
She loves it here.
You know you're not getting paid for today's session, right?
Why don't you press your feet up against the rock,
- Yes! - Yes! She's having an orgasm!
Aloha, bitches!
SO NOW I’M LIKE6-6, YA KNOW, BECAUSE OF THE FRENCHING
What's wrong with you?
I can’t
You ain't the chief in this village. I'm the chief.
Another half naked girl on Instagram Real Original!!
- Real funny. - Sorry.
Open Systems Winterevent 2019
I just can’t
Before you go, actually, Peter, I just wanted to tell you,
I think I deserve a design award.
SO NOW I’M LIKE 6-6, YA KNOW, BECAUSE OF THE FRENCHING
because she had been kissing me because of the comforting.
Will you just please sit? Please?
Yeah, I think so. I really like it here. I feel at home here.
I'm Samantha. I have sex with everyone.
Pop up.
You're an unemployed actress, perfect.
Oh, no, I mean, obviously. This is just pineapple juice.
Yes, this is a gift
Please, Mr Van Helsing Listen to me
- Sorry. - You dick!
Go with your animal instincts.
It's a good looking dick, Porter, Beautiful dick.
It's called the hula.