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No, it's awesome.
"Hello, this is a formal, anonymous complaint
Hopping along like that. She doesn't hop, but...
Come on.
Um, all right.
It's gross, and it is horrible.
Like that criminal banksy? They made a class about him?
It's just... here's where I'm at right now.
Lobster claw to the throat.
do you think I'm pretty?
about you teenagers.
Shut up.
I just want guys to look at me
How's your work going? Pretty good, actually.
Henry says that we're gonna be together forever.
Yeah. Uh, this won't take long, right?
and he's the kind of guy that's worth waiting for.
You got, uh, legs of steel.
He had these soulful eyes.
[Squeaking]
that I was gonna get married and stay married forever.
Okay, I can't remember what comes next.
You look like trouble. I'm gonna give you two.
Mm.
between two employees.
Yeah, you know, we're in love,
Absolutely. You're pretty. You're... you're cute.
I'm not going to college.
It has come to my attention, Morgan,
Maybe I'm not a forever kind of guy.
For sex? Yes.
Imagine you're grieving your wife
Oh, so it's like an accessory.
with me earlier.
I think you can handle this human resources issue.
[Bell rings]
[Whispers] Damn it.
Yeah, I'd freak out.
Where the hell have you been? Calculus was a catastrophe.
Break it. I forget which way...
You don't have to be sorry.
All right, sorry.
I could actually arrested for real
I'm getting from this conversation.
I heard about the drama.
Okay, sometimes marriage is great.