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It's a start.
You get PMS, there's no room in your purse for no hairbrush
Hi, I'd like to sign up for Lamaze classes.
who's filling in for ashley williams? josh williams.
- I think you look great. - Sure, in the dark.
- All we need is a hospital. - What can I do?
Chainsaw, Dave, wait a minute.
Your parents have been notified you'll be retested after completing
Pay phone steals money, not enough cheese on your pizza.
when someone asks how I'm feeling
What would it take to have dinner with you?
when someone asks how I'm feeling
Kim's in Hawaii.
Courthouse.
what became of emma di agostino? she went to the salvos and bumped into a brick and vomited.
Kim.
- No? - Well, I had to memorize my essay
Oh, man, she's going surfing!
This is Tommy and Angela and Gail and Sally and Sly
No. I swim hundreds of miles, I'm ready for a nap.
Coming through.
Hey!
- Hey, we're testing in here. - I know, I'm in your class.
yes
Look, my dad's a butcher. You like veal cutlets from Minnesota? Milk-fed.
You went from C's to F's. What happened?
Not only did Mr. Shoop get my daughter to read,
- Shit, yes! - Hey, watch your fucking language!
- and you will be sorry. - We will be sorry?
We got something.
You're Chainsaw's father.
Anna-Maria, we dedicate these cantaloupe to you.
- Why did you do that? - A car was coming.
Rhonda, don't let those two near the baby, please.
You know we connect.
Check out this phlegm.
- We passed? - No, not all of you.
who's filling in for chandra deegan? meredith phillips.
who's filling in for donald trump? vivenne westwood.
Begin.
Talk about shallow. I've stepped in deeper puddles.
Hey, cowboy! Don't I know you?
Don't think you can pull this BS with me.
This is the last time I ask. I promise.
Sure. I was just gonna get my summer bulletin board going here.
- I can do that. - Your life is probably very similar.
I stayed sober for this. You can't do this.
She would like to brush up her English skills before the fall semester begins.
- Honey, that's terrific. - We'll get them next time.
what would happen if julia gillard was myalup? well she'd be a very bumpy surburb.
No. It is good?
A war puts a man through many many changes
- You sure I'm management? - For our purposes here, yes.
I want my car keys.
I can't leave my number because I'm downtown in jail.
- Six weeks? - My zipper got stuck.
That is why we admire makeup artist and creature creator Rick Baker
Rules of grammar.
because you got these mini pads.
- And Tony Bennett. - The Mafia.
- There's a specialist. - I'm doing fine.
- Hey, I didn't say a word. - No, my mom came to a show.
Well, we have Mondays off.
Dad.
Somebody better call the school nurse!
who's filling in for david o'callaghan? emilda alexzander.
- Yeah. - Does management agree?
Suck my loggerhead.
in American Werewolf in London won him a richly deserved Oscar.
Mr. Shoop, man, think about what you're saying.
Anna-Maria Mazarelli.
You're very spiritual.
Get your grisly butts in the car.
OK, how are Tuesday nights for you and your coach?
I won! I won!
- David was doing his homework too. - It makes sense,
- That is also in Anna-Maria's honor. - Thank you.
Last name first, first name second, middle initial last on the first line.
No.
Is this guy bitchin or what?
- Grandma... - Certainly not.
Oh, I don't like that.
The best teachers are the teachers who entertain while they teach.
I know for a fact
- All right. - OK.
David and Francis have enough problems as it is.
- Oh, I see smoke. - You are on fire!
Free developing. Come on, what more could you want?
In the dead of night, under a full moon,
You guys aren't fired up about English. I wouldn't know what to do if you were.
Wondermutt, look. I found Bob.
Didn't this Murray ask to see proof of age?
- Do you know what I mean? - Yeah. Yeah, I get it.
So you're single. In love? Involved? What's the story here?
Welcome to Summer School with Mrs. Loder!
It's disgusting!
Tell you what.