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Oh, don't be a wuss.
- I'll go get my things. - No, wait. You cooked dinner.
There's room to negotiate.
- Was that the highest? - Well, almost.
- But a nice change. - Truly. Thumbs up.
What are eggs?
- You wanna use my car? - I'm under adult supervision.
I don't know
Cody At the end of social distancing
Jalen, how do you spell cat …. Ummmm …..
Oh, this hand's gotta be free to put around the babes.
Mr. Shoop, I'm granting you tenure.
- What did you do, pass out Valiums? - This is a natural lull.
- Eight AM. - See, the correct answers do not stop.
luana bye and taina wikira. sue powell and sonia toyne.
Very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very...
That's right. It's his.
Listen, man, you can't tell anybody, OK? They think I'm 21.
- Maybe I should come back later. - Why?
This officer is here to see that there is no cheating.
Save the phlegm. You're not driving anywhere.
- It's a female thing. - Oh, yeah, I understand.
my couch set on fire, my goldfish murdered,
You were fabulous. This is from both of us.
If I knew anything, would I be in this butt-hole class?
- Denise, can I have your paper? - No.
I'm not having dinner with you.
Come back, you dumb dildo. Wait, no, you're not a dildo.
The computer made an error.
and our hero, Leatherface, chainsaws his legs.
It's OK, you can say bullshit in here.
All of us.
Yeah.
I am Chainsaw.
In return, we'll show up, we'll pay attention
Hi, Chainsaw.
You ever do that with one of your students?
That's great.
- Chainsaw, stop doing that. - Stop doing what?
Bring those buns over here. Mama's got some software for you, baby.
- Mr. Shoop. - Ciao.
- God, it was really American. - American, yes.
- I don't believe this greed. - Believe it, man. I need a houseboy.
You want me to lie? OK.
...free. Here's how it works. All of us have been ripped off, right?
Hi.
Hey. Sorry about the noise.
- Well, go ahead. Teach. - Right.
Wait a minute. You're not dismissed.
Your Honor, to keep a couple of students out of trouble.
Interesting phenomenon. What do you want from me?
Shoop, this girl's dyslexic.
- and if you want me out, just say it. - No, no, I'm not the perfect wave.
You expect me to relate to the written word
- Oh, I love that movie. - Yeah. Yeah, me too.
- What are eggs? - I'll surprise you.
These are Mexican. You do not know what's in these babies.
Fast corners. That third loop was a surprise.
Come on.
- OK. - Let's go, people.
Oh, bye-bye, Freddy.
- Thank you. - We take a lot of pride in our work.
Does anybody need anything?
You looking for a seat?
- Hi. - Hi, Pam.
Please.
Goodbye, Mr. Shoop.
Please take your seats.
If only I'd known sooner.
C, C, C, C... Trump in his last 24hrs in office
- I certainly did. - You're full of bull.
- Jizzum-head! - Jizzum-head. Yeah, good one.
It's starting.
Yeah, you are. But you could be doing so much better.
The wife and I almost burst into tears.
Good.
I might.