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Hey, I know some very bad people up town. Really nasty individuals.
You do now.
Sir?
Fuck. Shit. Damn.
Come on!
You bought this to spy on the nanny when I was a kid.
Tony.
Veneer Punches Velvet
He caught a drug dealer. Some most wanted guy.
And a bratz moviestar makeover Sasha.
who's filling in for jordan feliz? bek candysmileyoubeen.
- The guy that looks like Batman? - I didn't say he looked like Batman.
What? Huh?
♪ We're not looking for ♪ ♪ where we belong ♪
Well, this is my business.
Oh, just peachy.
I was just a regular guy.
I want Kick-Ass' fucking head on a stick, and I want it now.
♪ We are strong ♪
Okay. you douches. Let's see what you can do now.
Who sold...
...love you.
♪ We are young ♪
Back here. Come on, let's get you home. Come on.
- One guy? - I think.
♪ I would die for you, my love ♪
- Never heard of him. - Okay. Heads up, all right?
No, no, no! Come on, please!
♪ No other way to be ♪
I'm Kick-Ass. You mail me?
A superhero never reveals his true identity.
♪ We're not cool ♪
♪ With a crash and burn ♪
It was Sal's phone. They found it in his hand.
who's filling in for bruno mars? grace uwase.
And I, of ladies most deject and wretched...
♪ Take a chance on me ♪
Hit girl. Manners, honey.
...it could be one of the most widely viewed live events in web history.
...Mindy was born.
Different superhero.
Dave, why didn't you tell me this is what you were doing?
Yes it is.
- Morning, Ange. - Morning.
Dave.
No!
...but we could see widespread server crashes...
Hold on, you're telling me one guy killed 8 of my men tonight?
I didn't say like Batman. I never said Batman.
...we didn't get beat up and have all our clothes taken off.
He's going in the alley.
You call this playing, Damon?
- Shit. - Let's get out of here.
Yeah.
It ain't gonna bring her back, Damon.
Tomorrow. Wednesday, she's got one of those volunteer things.
Oh, you're Rasul?
There are no clues as yet as to the exact nature of the broadcast...
Out of your gay little taser when you fire it.
rays or a power ring to make a superhero.
Thank you.
I'm Ki... I'm a friend of Katie's.
Don't take it personal. We don't trust anybody.
I'm right here now, baby.
You better fire this asshole.
Are you crazy?
- That's not fair. - Life's not fair, get over it.
That's because I used low velocity rounds, child.
♪ Look inside your eyes ♪
And all the things I'd never do.
You'd think one would give it a try.
Phones. Money.
Now move!
I got this e-mail from this chick.
- Yeah? - Just got the text. He's on his way.
Hot damn. I always wanted one of these.
I don't fucking believe this.
What?
Why don't you pick on someone your own size?
Your call. But you know we're around if you need us.
- I, I was only trying to surprise you, I'm sorry. - Dave?
He should call himself ass-kick instead.
But even so, my new vocation kept me plenty busy.
Just go.
dionne was on the bloontybloontybloont shift wasen't she? she was only because she was so evil.
♪ Everything in your ♪ ♪ eyes, your eyes ♪
Me neither. Turn on nippleslip.com. It's good.
You deserve better.
Frank, we got a thing.
That doesn't even make sense.
who's filling in for melody henderson? grace uwase.
Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck!
...Katie's all about the lame ducks.
My only superpower was being invisible to girls.
He can catch a bullet. Halt a speeding train.
There wasn't a whole lot of crime-fighting in those first few weeks.
Yeah, okay, I'm not saying they should do it.
Give me a break, it's been a week.
Red Mist!
- Sorry, hon. - Do what you gotta do.
We're only gonna miss the trailers.
Exactly.
I look like fricking Wolverine.
They selling paper plates and napkins at the store now?
Oh, the fuck!
Hey, I got one of those.
Fuck you, Mr. Bitey!
What?
Okay, okay, okay.
it used to be juthat she found to dye her hair red and grill gillian southam under pressure but she quit so it would be julie white taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.