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It's probably a euphemism for urination.
You know digital alcohol is never a solution.
...in a distinguished journal that may change the course of my field.
I don't think Amy wants a pocket watch.
Well, yeah.
With their snotty noses and their poopy diapers...
I'm gonna have a whiskey. Want anything?
...and their little shrieky voices, always complaining.
Well, that approach has Sheldon Cooper written all over it.
Yeah. She doesn't like them.
You know, there's no guarantee even if you have kids you're gonna like them.
She has a tricky figure. She's short and stacked like me.
- Yes. - How come you're not doing a mission?
- Hey. - Hi.
...by telling them rabbits come out of hats...
I had to take care of my brothers and sisters.
Remarkable. Diamonds. Crystallized carbon.
He's in trouble with his girlfriend, needs a present.
That's it. No cake for you. Anyone else wanna join the No Cake Club?
My most recent paper on how cooperative long-term potentiation...
And for future reference, it's this.
Look, it's obvious having kids is really important to you...
Well, you skip over any attempt to repair your emotional connection...
Although we both know that won't last.
No, I can't. I'm playing "Grand Theft Auto" later.
- Sheldon, what is wrong with you? - Not much.