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Well, she cut up one of her old bathing suits.
Do you know how to pipe down?
Sometimes with women you wanna listen to what upsets them...
Under what pretext did you lure her here?
"I don't wanna get dressed." "Joey keeps spitting in my mouth."
I can't see a life where I don't have kids. I mean, people have kids.
"This is an ordinary top hat." "You've chosen that card freely."
Well, I don't wanna talk to him. And I'm pretty disappointed in you too.
I told you I'm not good with kids.
Maybe me and Bernadette aren't right for each other.
What will your mom say if you call off the wedding?
It takes me 45 minutes to get through airport security.
She knows my koala face.
Oh, it's a tiara!
...with people my own age and enjoy my life.
But don't you think it'll be different when the child is ours?
Yep. I see nothing in this box but a wasted childhood.
- How is that not amusing? - It's still there.
Not necessary when someone's trying to help you.
Sounds like you hit the ground running.
...they toss in their barbecues and set on fire.
: Don't worry, Ma, I will, as soon as I can figure out...
"What is wrong with eating at the Cheesecake Factory?"
...what if I work and you stay home with the kids?