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and they'll say, "Whoever he was, he must've mattered."
(GASPS) My own plaque!
Well, I'm engaged to the quarterback, but yes!
Today we induct the newest honoree to the Springfield Wall of Fame,
I'll never know what would've happened if I had been class president.
Whatever complex emotions I feel, they're not why I did what I did.
Then we could laugh at him all the way through high school
Half day, eh?
is the classiest principal in the business,
(DONDALINGER COUGHING)
Homer Simpson! I was gonna let you get to fifth base!
- Homer Simpson. - Woo-hoo!
LISA: Aha!
fits into the southern gothic tradition, that would be great.
(COOK SIGHS)
- WOMAN: His heart! - So...
- There it is! - The ballot box?
Clear a path, boys.
Mr. President, do you approve of the bailout of the French Club?