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How you doing, Dad?
- (CHANTING) Homer! Homer! Homer! - BOTH: (CHANTING) Homer! Homer!
we sent three mathletes to the state finals.
(MICROPHONE WHISTLING)
(SIGHS) Homer Simpson.
I'll just stick with my beer.
2 x 7 x 11 x 29 = 4466
I'd be the one getting thrown up in the air right now.
Son, you'll be working in sector 6F!
Would you read To Kill a Mockingbird for me?
Like Vance, it is smooth, cool, and oh so sophisticated.
(HORN BELLOWING)
A girl like you could never land a Homer Simpson.
Dad, we think the sauce had it all wrong.
(HOMER AND LENNY GRUNTING)
Dad, do you think I could be elected class president?
(LOUDL Y) There are many reasons why I...
(CLEARS THROAT) Right. Listen, Homer.
(IN HIGH VOICE) "It sure is, Albert."
Mr. President, we need a class song, a class motto, and a class mascot!
Hey, what if we got everyone to vote for him as a joke and he won?
Sorry. The only girl I could ever want is right over there.
Is that why you brought me here, spirits?