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They weren't stolen at all.
At midnight. What?
It's like when we saw that dog attacking a squirrel
"Congratulations!"
Come on, Tina, Joel shows up on the exact same day
Joel puts the "ew" in "nephew."
Stop Crying, Stop Crying
Thanks, Teddy.
Her nephew Joel stole them.
I'll take good care of Linda and the kids for you.
Paint just one fingernail, see what it looks like...
and then we drank some grain alcohol from Iceland.
for a free trial gym membership."
Don't spend it all in one place.
Hello, Mother.
retired Admiral
How about this? I'll tell them you died.
Ah, so specific!
Do you know if there are
any female reservations for one around that time?
But don't tell Meryl.
It's working.
"and I have lived a full life.
Meryl, may I finally have this dance?
Uh-huh, uh-huh. Nodding along but confused.
Um...
I thought I'd never need them again.
You guys, the admiral might not be real,
Bob! Bob! What the hell is that?
Aah!
You tried, T.
But other than that, you look great.
Stop crying. Stop crying.
Uh, Meryl, will you excuse us for a second?
I mean, we got to take a break at some point.
Huuuu
"You wear your dress and pearls
What’s going on in here?
I haven't had anything to look forward to in quite some time.
Eh, a little more.
(CRYING) Stop Crying Stop!
It's me, Admiral Peter Wilcox.
Mmm... Hey, dude?
Joel will never be able to pull those off.
Yep, I was just saying,
There you are, my magnificent matchmaker.
Oh, no.
To get my... letter-mailing patch.