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Oh. Um, okay.
I was born in the Panama Canal Zone, but I managed...
Guys on the left side, girls on the right side.
# My chick on the side said she got one on the way #
for Habitat for Humanity.
- I just wanted to clear the air. - Oh.
# I damn near cried when I got that phone call #
My goals are too selfish.
Emma, Will is my husband.
I never told Howard to get them all in one place.
and you're gonna need friends who can relate.
- I cannot fix this unless you're willing to man up. - Okay. I'm sorry.
Boys will perform on Tuesday. Girls the next day.
- It's just that my hormones are going really crazy for you. - Hey, look. Look.
and all my artistic decisions have been derided as too costly
I wanted you to, um... to hear this from me.
and I have to rub Biofreeze on my shins a couple times a day.
- Were they really that good? - They were, Quinn. Look.
Okay. Ellen, that blouse is just insane.
- You know how you gave me those vitamins for the baby? - Mm-hmm.
Hi. I don't think we've been properly introduced.
but now I've got bile in my mouth.
Oh, honey, you have a little mustard... Just...
He's such a good guy. And he internalizes all this pressure.
What the hell were you thinking?
Keep up the good work.
What are you gonna do?
Oh, sure, he's dumb like sand, and his fondue pot of nationalities...
- I don't know who to feel more sorry for. - Okay, that's enough.
So, yeah, maybe I helped me and my teammates out a little bit...
My mom says I'm stretched too thin...
I need to talk to you... about the baby.
- Emma Pillsbury, this is not an engagement ring. - Oh, thank goodness.
Just got the competition bracket for sectionals, and we are in really good shape.
We didn't mean to get you into trouble.
You know what? You gotta stop being such a baby.
Why don't you tell me a little bit about your sleep habits.
That's...
Are you two still having sex?
I'm sure the kids would just find a way to get it for themselves.
Look, Emma. I know our relationship hasn't been perfect.
Um, I can't... I can't stay long in this room...
My advice to you, if you wanna keep your husband...
What do you think we should do?
Here I am, about to turn 30...
and loneliness... and any other dark clouds that might float into it.
- Awesome, guys. - Yeah!
How can you relate to what I'm going through?
No. Okay? I-I feel terrible.
I know I should be excited about Quinn.
I don't even know how I did that.
Isn't this nice? I mean, when is the last time...
You don't think people whisper about me in the lunchrooms...
to co captain your little showbiz cruise.
Okay, enough, Terri.