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A.J.'ll be running the drill team with Oscar, Bear and Noonan on the Independence.
Heads up, everybody. They're ours now.
- Two girls. - Wouldn't you like to spend tomorrow with your girls?
I'll draw. Let's draw.
No! They got the fire sealed in the fuel pod.
That's like... That's like 11 words or something.
Countdown clock will hold at T minus 20 minutes and...
Yes, sir. Our first feasibility plan was to use a spreadfocus laser generator...
Come and get Martin!
Those men in that room have zero tolerance for showin' off, hot doggin',
that everything that can be done to prevent this disaster
Go easy on me, okay? It's my first time.
Colonel Sharp! Get this strapped up. I'll be right back. Colonel Sharp!
Suck it up
That is a very powerful sedative.
Let me tell you something, fellas.
I want to go shopping!! Me too! But this a PANDEMIC!
I was just passin' by on the, uh...
- How long you work for me? - Five wonderful years.
It’s the size of Texas, Mr. President
And he doesn’t want to pay taxes again... ever.
Ride 'em, cowboy! Yippeekaiyo, kaiyay!
- You don't want none of this. - Get out of my way.
- Outta my way, boys! - Rockhound!
Grace?
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She's gettin' curious about her body, and she's exploring her sexuality. You know what?
Basically the worst parts of the Bible.
Mayday, mayday!
What's your Contingency plan? NO WE DO NOT HAVE A BACKUP PLAN
Come on back! No, wait! The door is broken!
I, um, I lied to you, too,
Look at that!
Evac now! Let's go! Let's go!
I thought you said I could.
WHEN THE BOSS SAYS YOU CAN CLOCK OUT YEAH! FINALLY...WE CAN GO HOME
Oh, my God! Sharp! Get back here now!
That man's a salesman.
No, the trigger's dead. It must've gotten damaged during the rock storm.
Bear, come on. Get on our team for a little bit.
Excuse me! Am I wearing a sign that says, "Karl's Slave"?
thermographics indicated that grid 9 was compressed iron ferrite.
Where's A.J.?
- What do you mean, "this isn't normal"? - This is way worse!
Now, the Russian space station has fired her rockets
- Come on down, A.J. I got this, man. - Let's go!
- Yeah, we're astronauts! - Yeah, we're all astronauts.
- What the hell's the matter with you, Rockhound? Goddamn! - This is insane.
What the hell is this? "Zero depth"?
What the hell is that?
poof your wife's gonna be opening your ketchup bottles the rest of your life.
- Oh, oh, baby, no, no. No, no! - Bye-bye, little astronaut.
- No! - Go! Go!
It's gonna be all right, Grace.
Come on, God.
and a thing that has 270,000 moving parts
Somebody could've got killed out here today. You want that on your conscience?
Well I’ll give you two guesses But you’ll
I take it you're not alerting everyone like this.
Yeah, it's all wrong, man. We shouldn't even be here
- CAPCOM Independence. - Go flight.
You can't come around like this. The court says you can't.
No spacewalkin', no crazy astronaut stuff.
Who do we have to thank for this? I'll give you two guesses.
my job is to train you to deal with the mental and physical rigors of working in space...
We are cooking Houston!
Quincy! Somebody tell me what this is.
Nah not my daughter!
I thought you said you couldn't trust him.
He doesn't know how to fail.
Whoa!
None of them wanna pay taxes again.
And don't talk like you're not comin' back.
We got a collection agent for the mob.
creating a suffocating blanket of dust...
And this is Harry tellin' me I can't marry his daughter.
You are fired tomorrow morning.
She left us both.
I don't think that I did the right thing with you.
MAKE YOUR PEACE WITH GOD AJ!
Almost got it.
Just tell Grace that, uh
WE CANNOT USE YOUR "IT PERSONNEL ONLY" BUILD TIME POWERPOINT
Unpack the Judge!
Give me a projected impact. East Asia, 11 minutes.
All right. I'm coming through. We have contact. Over.
Well, this was a real good idea.
That's why I Told you Touch Nothing!
Let’s say 50/50
You swear on your daughter's life, on my family's,
They're all peaked, like we're plugged into some magnetic field.
We need you to prep the team we're sending up.
It’s all wrong man, we shouldn’t even be here...
Lemme outta here, will ya? Just tryin' to have some fun before I die!
- What does that mean? - What the hell's secondary protocol?
Chick, get 'em outta here! Get 'em off the rig now!
This is Kimsey. Yes, sir.
Houston! Houston, we are going down! We have lost control!
Let's get the remote satellite. We'll get better reception up there.
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Mayday, Freedom, mayday! We are out of control! We are going down!
There's a potentially huge security risk. What if they talk?
We're Suing, We're Not. Make Up Your Minds.
That's your fuel. Then you'll release...
- Houston, do you copy? - Is everyone good to go?
You know how much diesel that clunker boat pumps out an hour?
- Sharp, you all right? - I'm okay.
Look we got front row tickets to the end of the earth
You can explain that? I can.
Lance will do it. He doesn't know how to fail.
Bogies are breachin' the atmosphere from Finland down the North American seaboard.
8 whole months Change it to 4 months and you get the idea...
- Yes, and what's that mean? - I don't know.
Oh my god, this is it.
Check main switch. Uh, this could be a little bit of a problem.
When we’ve been getting ready for pineville And someone ask what we’re bringing
I wanted to say
- We're not lookin' too good right now. - No shit.
Hi, Harry!
We are at site coordinates approximately 15H32.
Not really. Since when?
Lev! Can anybody hear me? Guys? Hello, guys!
What do I mean? I mean we've lost communication to mission control.
have provided us the tools
Enough of this SweetCream horse shiat!
Seat it.
Sir, I need you to cease and desist. I need your terminal... now.
I'm Dan Truman, Executive Director here.
Hey, you guys should take a break and come up and see this.
Guess I can't let you go up there alone.
never do that again.
- Tranny looks good, Harry. - All right. Take it outta there.
Oh, Jesus. Damn it.
Bring that piece on in, Bear.
- Aah! Aah! - Hurry! Hurry!
- You can't control my life! - Fine. Clothes. Now!
We're maxed at 22,500!
You do that, and the remaining pieces of rock...
Who's Harry Stamper?
TEST TEST
Begging your Pardon, Sir But it's a big ass game
if you'll calm down just a little bit.
We gotta come up with something realistic here. We got 18 days.
I think I know who and what she is, okay?
Hold up here, Bear.
Well I'm only the best cause I work with the best!
The oxidizer loading is complete. Independence on the bridge.
and that is our courage.
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Uh Guys!
- We're even heavy one cosmonaut. - They got 90 percent of their fuel.
Well I’ll give you two guesses But you’re only gonna need one
Nothing would survive. Not even bacteria.
Let's just say, no more than you are. Thanks, Vic.
I Know The President's Chief Scientific Advisor. We Were At MIT Together.
Yeah, one more thing.
Can you get me outta here, please, Lev? Thank you.
Well, at least they're in good spirits.
I'm gonna twist ya.
While I don't share his enthusiasm, you know me.
When we're on that rocket, you gotta do what I say.
All right, General, I'll go with you, on one condition.
Oh, that's just perfect. In bed. Get up!
I don't mean to be the materialistic weasel of this group,
Houston, you gotta see this to believe it.
Prepare the world for bad news.
- Okay, I want to know everything we can about that location. - Got it.
Chew this iron bitch up
So if you watch 200, you call for Lev, on, and you see here number one. Off.
Is anyone else alive? Somebody, help me!
Wants 'em wiped off his record.
Thank you, Harry.
I want every strategy we've got on nearEarth object collision.
Aah!
Oh, so did I.
36,000 *total* fans?
Is this good or bad
That'll put some hair on your ass.