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- After that it's radio darkness. - For how long?
every step up the ladder of science,
The United States government just asked us to save the world.
That’s six words
Secondary protocol.
game's over.
Independence, we have a max cue.
So 50% of all your brothers that live in Colorado?
All right. Well, you heard the man. Let's wheel out the remote satellite link.
I want you to take care of A.J.
Hey.
- How you doing up there, Hoss? - Pretty good.
Through all the chaos that is our history,
What are you doing here?
I just found out something interesting. Number two chewed 180 feet last night.
So you're saying you'll help us? Yes, sir.
That's all you gotta say: scariest environment imaginable.
It's very important you watch the fuel gauge, okay? Put on cold suit.
Get your men back to the shuttle! Go!
of the bravest man I've ever met.
Harry, wait a second. Did you say Grace? Okay, I thought you said Bear.
I give you 50 000 a year in donations.
I'm marrying you.
.
Harry...
- Sir, stay right here. - Wh...
- I gotta go now, honey. - Daddy, no.
After you’ve finished your road runner thrust move
Finally... We can go home!
This is the lever!
Go get my goddamn email!
Sharp, get out of here now. You got less than three minutes.
Harry! Harry!
- Okay. Are we free of static? - Oh, do a good job. Do a good job.
was an Air Force commando for six years.
TopShot is wrong NFL All Day is right
This is Russian space station. Can you hear me?
- Max, you good? - Yeah. Just makin' hole.
Pappa Bear
And everything good that I have inside of me, I have from you.
We have soft dock.
We're Suing', We're Not'. Make Up Your Minds.
the bible calls this day “armageddon”
5 words I wanna hear from you right now
That’s all you got to say, normal day
Look out!
Who's OJ Simpson
Hang tight! Hang tight!
most sophisticated space vehicle man has ever made.
What the hack there's skunks in here
Just a second. The fuel line is iced up.
Maybe more. It could be 2... It could be 98 percent scared, 2 percent excited.
Well, ll mean, you know, I screwed up. I'm a little edgy.
Good luck in Florida tomorrow.
You the man.
Ow! Jesus! Hey! Wait. Uh, shh, shh.
Yeah, it's all wrong, man. We shouldn't even be up here
Hey, I'm Harry Stamper. What's all this about?
I'm telling you, please, move! This is how we fix problem...
You're Google for crying out loud! You built the internet!
I'm ready to fire my thrusters any time.
We don't know if he's alive. We don't know if he can fly. All I know is, there's a beep...
I'm throttling up to another 1,000.
We need that radio.
Maurice, get out of here.It's gettin' bad down here.
- You're gonna blow the tranny. Slow it down, baby. - Take it easy, Bear.
Rioting, mass religious hysteria, total chaos, you can imagine.
She's old enough to drink or get married if she wants to, get a divorce.
He's bouncing up there because there's less gravity up there than on Earth.
- You know, this really smarts! - Pull lever!
.
I never thought I'd be so happy to see your ugly face.
Oh! Harry! Pull me in!
Me and you, man! We're going to the top, baby!
We have just learned that NASA is on a fullscale military alert.
You're definitely the first.
I'm getting us outta here. Get in.
- A.J.'s gone! - We're not leavin' without A.J.!
You and your men are the biggest mistake in the history of NASA.
Components, American components, Russian components. All made in Taiwan!
Come on. Get some altitude. Let's go, let's go.
Piece of cake. Look, you wanna compare brain pans?
- I'm gonna drill some more. - We're takin' her up.
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Get Off... The Nuclear... Warhead!
you'll be moving at 22,500 miles per hour.
They locked it down. Tracking men to the shuttle.
I'll tell you one thing that really drives me nuts is people who think Jethro Tull is just a person in the band.
Go get my goddamn phone book!
This is a pretty big loan. Why don't you count the cash?
36,000 total fans?
. .
We've all seen broken drill heads before. Not after ten feet.
He's gonna shoot you. Nah, no, he's not.
Bring Max down. Watch yourself through here, Max.
We got separate landing sites for each team.
- Mostly iron, Rockhound. - God, I hate knowing everything.
You said we did a bad job of putting it together?
We're hit!
Watsler, are you listening? It's Truman.
and you got your own oil company
We lost 'em. Get 'em back. Gruber, we need that hookup.
- Stand by for lunar roll. - High inclination. Lunar orbit.
Rockhound!
"You stick that in me I'm gonna stab you in the heart with it."
in the history of the planet,
H H
I just don't trust anybody else to do it, that's all.
Hello! Anyone!
This is the anomaly at 1643.
- RPMs are at red line. - Bear, goddamn it, I know what I'm doing.
SUCK IT UP
Damn glad to see ya, lady!
We've got General Kimsey on the line.
Bear, Lev.
Okay, listen to me carefully. I want you to kill it. Kill the uplink.
I don't think this thing likes us.
that finds, uh, New York or Washington, you know?
Make sure it's shortthrow shifters.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Harry! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
- I'm givin' it more torque right now. - All right, lookin' good, Bear.
It's not a choice. It's a lack of options.
UNPACK THE JUDGE
Got it, the most racist person imaginable. Thanks. That’s all you had to say - most racist person imaginable.
Get the hell down! This thing is gonna blow.
there's not a job on the planet I want you to work with me on.
Sedatives are used all the time, Doctor.
No, we don't have a backup plan.
You are so messing with national security right now, man.
This button I don't know what that does, okay?
All right, then.
Three dozen research calls and every time, the same man is recommended: Kobi mikeoxbig
- It better be. Go. - Red or blue?
and that's precisely when the asteroid passes by the moon.
We cannot use your "U.S. Air Force Personnel Only" drill time card.
I can feel I'm having gravity.
This is so much fun, it's freaky.
Colonel, I'm askin' you. Just one more minute!
Lock it down, Chick.
and here is the anomaly at 1700.
Bring it to the left!
I know the president's chief scientific advisor. We were at MIT together.
Shuttle's out of range. Still no detonation.
- My crew was doing the right thing. - Your crew?
Open that door, and we'll all die! Fuel leak!
I know Rohams economic advisor
I've been seein' A.J. for more than five months, Harry.
Freedom crew. Independence crew.
You really don’t wanna take advice from someone who got a C-minus in astrophysics
Pork Rind This! Yeah!
Hey, what's goin' on up there?
I Don't UnderUnderstand
- I want a divorce. - Dottie, I'm on to something big here.
- Let's go! We don't have time! - Hurry, hurry. We got no time!
She's a vicious lifesuckin' bitch from which there *is* an escape.
BECAUSE I'M A GENIUS
The rest'll freeze to death from nuclear winter.
- Mechanical, get online. PPO, gimme a setup. - Your boyfriend's back.
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do you think it's possible that anyone else in the world...
Hey, Harry, did you see that?
Thank You. Thank You, thank You, thank You, thank You.
Okay, boys, give it a rest. I'll take it from here.
that drilling for oil is an evil thing.
- Really heavy, man! - This isn't normal.
Well, we all gotta die, right?
I mean that.
Got it, most racist person imaginable. Thanks. That’s all you had to say. Most racist person imaginable.
Oh, God, please tell me we still got one of 'em.
Three.
of every guy that qualified for the astronaut programme first year I was here.
Yes. You'll listen to him. Right.
We've had them training for eight months solid now.