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- So how deep are we? - Not as deep as we'll be
And when do we start training for that...?
All right. All right.
So it's minus hundred!
- Lev, do you see anything? - No.
she'll just smile at you and keep on coming.
This is turnin' into a surrealistic nightmare here.
For 30 years, they questioned the need for Kev’s media groups. Today, we’re gonna give’em the answer.
Lev, the right engine Okay.
Could've been a dead body. Somebody shot, stabbed, and it's friday, payday.
I mean, I learned about the birds and the bees from Freddie Noonan's tattoos.
I want to go shopping!! Me too! But this a PANDEMIC!
We win Grumpies
Is this good or bad?
Zero barrier's about to be breached. One minute.
Yep, you are on your way, A.J.
Attention all personnel. We are T minus two hours to the programme goal.
but use your thrusters so you can work easier.
Stamper, let's look at the couplings, back on the shuttle.
Some of these guys are pretty big drinkers.
Looks like I'm gonna have to break that promise.
- Oh, son of a... - The computer's wrong, and you know that.
All of you praying with us need to know
Well, I'm gonna draw against you, Chick, so you better just go ahead and do it.
MAURICE, get out of here. It's gettin' bad down here.
Yo Matt, You Da Man! Yo Matt, You Da Man!
Okay, so the worst outcome imaginable. Thanks.
Such as?
I'll be damned if I worked all these years so my little girl can marry a roughneck.
Hello.
. .
And you'll land right here. That's it.
I need somebody who's had a little less caffeine this morning. Doc, translate.
You have not told them yet!
that’s all you gotta say.. …best feeling imaginable
We have 18 minutes to zero barrier. We got some bad news.
Morning, guys. It's time to suit up, I guess.
- Max. - Hey, Mama.
Get the book! Get the book! Get the book!
Is this good or bad?
You're NASC for crying out loud! You built the Process
Down here! In the valley!
Walt, get 'em going. Let's go!
And we've lost radio contact, maybe for good.
Houston, we overshot our landing field. We overshot our landing field.
on this thing and I'm trying to get us there.
Come on. Let's keep it up. Let's go. We're the younger team here.
That is a big, shiny mount, isn't it?
Everybody all right? We struck oil, baby!
Well, actually, this is as real as it gets.
No!
I got somethin' comin' up. It's somethin' kinda big.
Do a good job , do a good job
Bounds Performance
Thank God we have you, Freedom. Freedom, this is Houston. Go ahead.
Thumbs high.
I want to go shopping! Me too! But we in traffic jaaam!
Me trying to fix my code
Punch it through. First gear. We got contact.
This could very well be our final hour.
Yeah, it's all wrong, man. We shouldn't even be here.
Jared, if fitness instructor doesn't work out...
So how do we detonate it?
I never told anybody this before but I hate flyin',
If I do this, I'm gonna wanna take my own men.
Yes, Mr. President, I understand that completely, but my point is very, very simple.
Your boyfriend's back.
I'm gonna need two more minutes. I got a bent pipe jammed in the hole.
We have main engine start.
Once we land, we'll have eight hours to get the job done.
Me, too, but we ain't goin' nowhere 'cause this is a traffic jam.
Since Mom split. Why don't you take your pick?
Have you even seen Star Wars?
Mr. Chapel, you're next!
All right. Doin' a good job.
"This Might Be The Most Uncomfortable Room I've Ever Been In In My Life."
this is how we fix problem in russian space station
Who do you think you are? Han Solo.
you did a piss-poor job of putting it together.
And yet, for the first time
I assume you sent for me because somebody told you I was the best.
Bounds Performance The Richard Petty of boat racing
With the proximity of the asteroid and no prep time,
Shut up. Just shut up! Shut your mouth!
Okay, Air Force Colonel Davis, NASA pilot Tucker...
- God! - Let's just ask God to take care of our friends.
- That's sweet, Karl. - SDI, this is flight director!
In addition to flying one of the X71 teams to that rock,
Oh, gee, lady, I just came here to drill. So did I
A
None of them want to pay buyers premium again.
So how deep are we?
Hey! Hey, that was close!
- We have booster ignition. - We're going.
and $8 million of your own money on the contract,
Now this rock is big, dense. It's got some gravity. You can walk around,
I mean, is it something like that, or is it that?
- You still don't think this'll work, do you? - What I think is irrelevant.
Good work, if you can get it.
If you're trying to make me feel better about this scenario, give it up.
. .
Show you how we do things where I come from.
It's enormous.
Let's go, Independence.
Aah!
Multiple tracks headed toward the Atlantic seaboard!
WHEN THE BOSS SAYS YOU CAN CLOCK OUT YEAH! FINALLY...WE CAN GO HOME
Freedom, this is flight deck.
Okay, so tall Curtis Samuel. Thanks.
Bullshit!
You know, Ronnie, I really look up to you..
And the ones this morning?
Yeah right
Where's the rest of the team?
Sounds like we twisted a shank. Back it out of there, Max. Good. Good. Hold her there.
I know Rohams economic advisor We were at Devry together
We're getting sketchy information that the mission
Yeah, basically.
At FMI, we don't take chances with meetings. We double up on everything!
White House! White House!
The president's classified this information top secret.
- Aah! Oh, Jesus, I'm cooking! - Max, get outta there!
- We need to do it now. - Fine.
I think we're close enough. He might've heard ya.
It's down there.
My favourite dish is haggis. Heart, lungs, liver.
I’ll give you 2 guesses But you’re only gonna need 1
- Give me a depth reading, Max. - We're 150 feet, Harry.
So a normal day
Until we get definitive, reliable confirmation, General,
Slim Pickens, where he rides it all the way in the nuclear warhead.
Stuff like that.
Do a good job. Do a good job.
Steady. Steady. Good job. All right. All right.
It's not over till we get the bomb down that hole.
So, uh, let's go. We-We got about ten minutes, right?
Max, Rockhound!
So sweet, Maxie.
- Bump the signal. Bumping. - Houston. Houston.
- She's coming back. She's coming back. - We're hot!
Goddamn it, if you're ever gonna trust me, ever,
Listen, Pete, we got an eye on your meds here. I'll give you a buffalo nickel
Max, I need some more power down here!
- Where you goin'? - Come on. We're stayin', we're goin'.
Uh, Oscar here's got some outstanding parking tickets.
- All engines are go. - Keep a sharp eye out on both of 'em.
Now if the bomb explodes after zero barrier,
No, no, Dad, no.
You go take care of my little girl now. That's your job.
Give you 2 guesses Only need one
Thanks. I went into the engineering programme. Kinda had to.
- What do you want? - Unpack the Judge.
Westbrook is the biggest mistake In the history of NASA
Okay, so that’s what I’ve been doing
We can only have 10 people at our Retreat Who's gonna stay home?
Chick wants a full week's Emperor's Package at Caesar's Palace.
Whoa, Whoa, Harry. It's Gettin' Real.
...
Total, sir.
Fuel pod is down there.
Houston, we're outta here in T minus three minutes.
On the mark. Five. Four.
#Frank
I got somethin' comin' up. It's somethin' kinda big.
you can do whatever comes into that little A.J. idiotin' mind of yours you want.
Do you believe that just happened?
A.J., back it off. You're gonna blow the transmission.
Get off... the nuclear... warhead.
Come in, Freedom. This is CAPCOM Houston. Freedom, come in.
- Ready, and now. - Do a good job. Do a good job.
What's wrong?
So that incident with me and the gun on the asteroid,