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Get in there, your future is right in there.
They had a great run.
Uh, tell me, Mr. Gaines,
And it's so easy to swallow. Mmm. Wow, Glen.
that real learning took place at South Harmon.
And we're recreating the scene from The Untouchables
Just stop me when you see something that you like.
Mister Ambrose, do you know what makes Harmon a great college?
I didn't get accepted anywhere.
What are you doing here?
Bye!
And I think we need to do something about it ASAP.
The... The dean of Harmon College, our big sister school.
They are our big sister school,
Some political crap.
Of course.
Vice Principal Matthews comes in here.
Glen, you got to take that shirt off, pal.
Now, where we gonna find a place to pass off as a college?
I just have to spin it
Ready, set, go.
Faculty, stand.
She was rifling through my shit.
That’s African fertility sculpture
Okay, thanks. Okay.
It's never too late, sir.
Listen. If I'm paying for it, I'm meeting with the dean.
Do you like my TP wads I love your wads
See, at South Harmon, sir, the students are the teachers.
Guys, I can explain. Mmm-mmm.
Just ask me about my wiener, please.
just to keep from being sued.
I don't understand, either.
Students are not and cannot be teachers.
I'm thinking about going here, so I'm checking out the classes.
Did you have any cake?
Shit.
All right.
Everyone, have your money ready. We only have so much time.
Why, what happened?
Why the change? It's bigger.
Hey, uh, just show of hands, how many people applied to other colleges?
in which to continue its experimental programs.
the true purpose of education is to stimulate the creativity
A-A-And isn't that what you ultimately want for us?
What is that supposed to mean?
Thanks, Pop.
I'm sayin' I want to be a S.H.I.T. head.
Mr. Gaines,
For You're full of shit! Oh.
Just finish the damn website.
Yeah, this is a new pilot program.
to the responsibilities of adulthood.
W-What? Come again.
Mr. Gaines. Daryl, how are you, partner?
Ah, wonderful! Vice Principal Matthews!
They contain every delicious flavor in every single bite. Try one.
Did... Did the system really work out for you?
You go check the P.O. box, I'm gonna go find Schrader, okay?
It's fine. It's okay. It's fine.
I just need to get a car.
And now Harmon College will have
Oh, no.
Hey, someone here order two dozen kegs?
Please state your case.
A single rate of income tax eliminates loopholes,
Why?
I thought you were supposed to tell us.
Hey, Stu. Hey.
I want the Pump!
Whatever you're thinking, whatever you're...
and I invite you to confirm that
Whether you like it or not, it did.
Cheers!
Why are there bars on the window?
Awesome! And I was wondering
if you guys wouldn't tell people I scream like that.
Come on up! I know you know this one!
into the American college environment.
Why do we have to conform to what you want?
You didn't have enough extracurriculars.
and the pages were... You are a rotten egg.
WET T-SHIRT PARTY
Why? Why can't we both exist? Huh?
Okay. Quick, quick, quick, everybody say Cheers!
It happens all the time, I gotta get used to it.
Mr. Gaines.
...by seven schools.
Ever since nursery school, every single waking moment
Here you go.
Oh...
I'm telling you it's none of your business
Me when someone hates The Boys because they think it's homophobic when it is actually not
Cheap, zen, beautiful. I like it. Hands, what about you?
Did you can tide an thee crapplying drawings.
In order to become accredited,
Well, let me... let me show you the rest of the place.
You broke my heart!
Guys, a little can-do attitude, some elbow grease,
And even then, it's still a long shot.
Some girls! Uh, girls.
Oh. I'm sorry.
I do.
in a rather unorthodox fashion.
in the neighboring community.
Wha... What... What... What are you doing here?
Well, 'cause the Gooch beat me to it,
I've retired, I'm no longer a shaper of young minds.
Well, I'm asking you, Glen, because I have a hunch
Thank you. Hey, babe! Hey, yo, Monica! Come on!
They have leased an old mental hospital.
Can I take your blazer for you?
Ugh. What are those?
Life was full of possibilities.
Shut up.
Check the cobbler Glug glug glug
Maybe you wanted to be a magician or an artist.
Yeah, okay, what... I'm sorry. What... What... What do you want?
Wow, thank you, Dad.
Acceptance is just one click away?
Diane, can't you wait till we get to the restaurant?
noise permits, there are insurance issues.
Okay, good, good.
I disagree. I... I don't get it, man.
Ow!
I'm the fourth-generation Schrader... Sorry.
Or maybe no, maybe you wanted to be a poet.
And to Mr. Gaines I say you will be hearing from our attorneys.
Okay. Oh, I like this one. Men: The Weaker Sex.