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Well, unless I misread the website,
which is Attention Deficit Disorder and you know,
Yeah! Yeah!
so we can fool our parents. Yeah.
Keep Your Voice Down. People Are Playing.
What's wrong with saying, Hey! Nice tits.
that I don't really care about.
Oh, it feels like ages since we've spoken to you.
That's a good question. Thank you.
I... I just couldn't do it, okay? You saw their faces.
Gspot. Brand
Aw, shit.
Uh, right. I'm taking...
Whoop, sorry, Goldie.
You're gonna need to process faster.
An explosion of flavor!
Floyd Pambrose.
You're an asshole! You're an asshole.
Hello, beautiful.
So what do I want to do?
Thank you sir
I got fired for making a shrimp slushee.
not crying at the end of My Girl.
I didn't get into a real college.
Uh, excuse me. Thanks, buddy. Sure.
I just wanted to ask you just one thing.
It really looks professional. Hello.
Sorry. It's all right.
that college is the time when young men and women
Really? Yeah. Do you like all your classes?
Can I have this? Come here, let me talk to you.
Are you having fun?
I'm not gonna give you a cent.
That’s why I said it
Pardon me?
Oh, hey, B. Hi.
Okay, uh, by formal you mean...
Wow, what an incredible honor.
But not me, right? I can't have that.
I'm Eating a wad, man
You want me to be the dean of your college?
I need you to secure all these decrepit properties
It looks unreal.
'cause I was in the military.
You got about 12 feet.
Asshole.
We got a tiki bar. Umm...
Monica. Hold on. Shit!
I'm telling you it's none of your business.
You know what, I'm sorry, you're just not quite good enough.
Dad, you know, he's a busy guy, though, you know,
Hey, guys.
Oh, no.
Schrader, what the hell was that?
I'm here for orientation!
Oh, yeah, I do, actually.
Hey, don't look at me. Ask one of the founding fathers.
by clearing our minds and doing some deep breathing.
There's, like, some big party down the hill.
Oh, God.
South Harmon Institute of Technology. The best college ever.
Right. They all paid for an experience.
Well, could you tell me?
you're saying you want to be a S.H.I.T. head?
Okay, whatever. I'll fix it later.
I'm your escort.
We're learning political science right now.
Yeah, well, not to mention
That's great.
Nothing. Just a little ritual bonding over at the B.K.E. House.
and he snaps one off!
Schrader, you were scared to try the new flavor of Dr. Pepper.
just for signing your name, right?
Okay.
There are plenty of successful people who didn't go to college.
Hey, I'm creating dramatic tension.
I... Yeah. Tell your mother I would love to mow the lawn. Really?
You're gonna be great, man. Just go do your thing.
I'm Sherman Schrader. Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Put it as one click away, you don't make it clickable.
You can have your grades, and your rules
I'm talking about me coming to you, asking for your help.
Order!
I know. Um, but I'm really sorry.
This board does not reject innovation,
Hey, have you seen Schrader?
Oh, sorry. Sorry.
They kicked my ass, until I told them all about South Harmon.
I got a good feeling about number eight! Ugh.
of abandoned buildings for fake colleges.
And, um, you know on the website how it said,
before you spontaneously combust.
and your methodology is
with the State Board of Accreditation.
No, no, no, no, no!
I need to go check on the cobbler.
Really? They're not adjoining though, right?
I didn't have to go to gym class for a whole year
You need... You probably need this to play, actually.
Let's go find him. Oh!
It's so exciting!
Close it!
We don't have to renovate the whole place.
I got in! I got in! I got into Princeton!
A really, really good college.
Uh, we have a common room, we have dorm rooms.
Now, according to these estimates that I got off the Web...
Well, can't you just stand outside...
Hey, Larry.
like my neighbor who has Legionnaire's Disease.
Did it teach you to follow your heart,
I'm telling Mom and Dad.
I don't know, privately defacing women's fitness magazines.
Pronto!
Hey. Hey.
Ah, cool. Awesome. Thank you, that was great!
So theoretically what I was saying was...
Gaines! Gaines! Gaines!