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He's your problem now.
What are you doing?
ladies and gentlemen of the panel, thank you for meeting with us.
Uh, yeah. He's completely lost his mind.
When Trump gets behind closed doors with Fauci Yeah, well you can take your PhD and shove it up your A-S-S!
Battle Royale
Yeah. B, you realize that makes it S.H.I.T., right?
or law or animal husbandry or anything really!
Ask Me About Navigate
I'm gonna fly. You gotta let me fly.
Excuse me.
primarily because of our physical limitations.
and we got that by the shitload at South Harmon.
Dude, don't worry about it. It's... It's not even my jacket.
And the first rule is you go to college. Mmm-hmm.
And easy on the lime there, Eraserhead.
Kiki Dee. Got a job for you, kid.
I don't want to be here alone when the walls start to bleed.
What's your name?
with a shared common purpose of a higher education.
An Explosion of Flavor
It is the same cake we got for Scotty and Seth when they got into Harmon.
Someone possessed me, and... and it was the spirit of Johnny Ramone, I think.
Ya break your penis... They only fix vaginas!
Bye, Lizzie. Bye!
You need a Razor scooter to vote?
Oh, and by the way,
And classic good looks.
Mom! Dad! Great!
Relax, pal.
Sure. Really?
Well, hey, why don't you just hang around and meet some guys?
Hey, pledge.
Oh, God. Yeah, yeah, okay.
Can I help you with something?
Society has rules.
Hey. How are you?
Come on!
'Cause now I can finally get hepatitis.
Do you remember that?
Okay.
It's a goose egg!
since first grade to get into Yale.
Why are you doing this? What do you mean?
Well, I like pancakes and alfalfa sprouts and lemonade.
That was my fallback!
'Cause there are so few truths in this world,
You are absolutely right, my friend.
I was inspired, I felt inspired by it.
You are bluffing with the best.
You make us proud, kiddo.
Okay, I figure it like this.
Hey, kid, where the hell are you?
Jay! How are ya, bud? Oh, I really don't...
And this right here,
I would like to propose a toast to our graduates.
What's all this be what you want to be crap?
South Harmon?
Wet T-shirt party!
You know, I really don't care what Sonny Bono did or didn't do.
Hang on, let me get your mother.
That's cool. Um, that's cool, man.
Hey! B, oh, my gosh, that was fantastic.
Whoa.
This is it, kid. This is it.
I can't believe this is a class.
Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, we all did.
You're right. You're right, sir.
And Harmon wants to buy this property,
I've never heard of it.
'Cause you rob these kids of their creativity and their passion.
What are you?
We're contributing to the delinquency of minors, B.
I wanna be a S.H.I.T. head.
I carry around a list with me at all times
of the Student Community Outreach Committee.
No frills around here. Oh, none at all.
I think about her when I masturbate.
Well, maybe I should just ask them.
How about that drink? Can I get you a drink?
Just finish building the website, please.
Well, at South Harmon you're free
This is way better than learning. We are learning here, pal.
The hell if I know. I'm not a goddamn mind reader.
Please come again!
Schrads! Hey, no time for chit-chat, my friend.
It's fine. It's a good learning environment.
I'm sorry.
You know you get 600 points
It will be totally calm.
Drink this. Okay.
What the hell happened?
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
Leave it, leave them alone.
I took another look at that website.
This guy's... EBITA!
Sweet. But listen to me.
Wait a minute.
She's handling that really well.
Uh, you're looking for Harmon College,
setryhftd tfhfth
Well, I needed them. Ow.
I've wanted one since I was a kid, though.
All right. Hello.
to go to the South Harmon Institute of Technology.
Uh, I forgot to tell you, I borrowed your keys.
In Rock Our Faces Off 222
Yeah. I'm really embarrassed, but, you know,
Uh, we have a skateboard ramp.
Buyers and sellers!
Hey, Schrad, do you know any places up near Harmon we can rent?
Maybe it's the pool, or the half-pipe.
Oh, shit.
Hey! Ask me about my wiener!
Couldn't help myself.
Schrader, come on. Don't be scared.
Anything you want, not money-related.
Oh, God.
So that we can demolish them to make room
But that was back when I was drinking.
now I can't go back to your past, but you can go back to mine.
Rejection blows. Being said no to.
He picks up the women's fitness magazine
What are you doing? Don't do that. Don't do that.
it's just right on up the hill.
Bye, Monica.
I'm... I'm just saying, I mean, is that what college is?
that I never thought would happen.
Wow, Parents' Day. Man, I wish I would have thought of that.
What?
Do you realize how stupid this is?
Who's that? Spank me.
Our curriculum. These are the courses we offer at South Harmon.
Of putting so much pressure on kids
Wow.
You know, you're missing the whole party.
Your case for accreditation is being contested
Mmm? What's that?
our mower's broken and my mom was just, like, Ask Bartleby!
Let's kick some ass.
Well, I don't know what to tell you, sir.
Hey, I'm Sherman Schrader.
Thanks. Thank you. Get up here!