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I was one hand job away from losing valedictorian to that bitch,
We done?
I can't help it when a tall, athletic brother
Lots of sex, we have more sex.
after lunch and two games of racquetball.
I've done this before. _
Come on, there's other black actors!
Was I rushing or was I dragging?
Flo Rida is lucky.
And a shovel.
Oh, girl, that's cute!
I'm putting that in there in bold.
"Bitch, you got 47 skin tags on your dick?
That's the one with Ryan Gosling
Perhaps a little bit of flogging?
You gotta calm them niggas down.
Oh!
Really?
The poor one.
Let me know when those space Pampers come in, okay?
I'm not too sure, but I think cinco comes after tres.
Rookie move, Mr. Black.
Christian.
I mean, you're the first woman I've seen Christian with.
You can't come out like that.
And your favorite, of course, hot sauce!
Girl, he's staring at you like some real
It's like a Ronda Rousey fight. You blink and it's over.
Bye!
Okay.
Here, now, help me outta here.
That tastes horrible.
And strike out vaginal fisting.
You let guys put it in your little rusty bullet hole
You sign that, but then you get that paper, boo, all right?
Can I help you with something?
No, eat it.
We can't see them through your pants.
Please, call me Hannah.
That's painfully uninteresting.
Yeah, he's lucky.
Save me three boxes!
I mean, I like long walks on the beach.
I'm gonna go and visit her, actually, in a few days.
Now, for the last father-fucking time,
Oh, you have no idea what joy we have had from having our kids.
That McCafé menu got a girl gushin'.
I'd like to fuck you into the middle of next month.
My name is Eli.
Listen, I don't fuck white girls, okay?
- Hannah, this is my mother, Claire. - Oh.
I'll see you later, woman.
Gosh, my eyes are hurting.
You're exactly what I want.
Who knows what kind of crazy wig he would have been wearing?
It could've been Sam Jackson in Ride Along.
Damn, girl.
Later tonight
When you're in this room, you do as I say.
Ooh, wow.
chlorophyll, wood chipper, plastic sheets
Give me that. Give me that.
and I thought it was cute.
What, a black man can't have a nice place like this?
I mean, it's not even legally enforceable. You know that, right?
Jesus Christ! Just spit it out!
You know, I thought you'd turn out not to be shit.
That's a car.
Why are you showing me this?
and a wedding where we invite 500 of our closest friends,
Oh... Okay. Yeah, of course!
And then I will send you to your room
Then they start throwing around all these big SAT words
with Kateesha at the university.
Oh, God.
Well, it was important to me
This was not in the contract!
I'll fuck you. I ain't gonna like it, but I'll do it.
Welcome to my world.
God, my arms are really starting to hurt.
Ha!
You'll get better with experience. Just keep working on it.
Are you a romantic?
You'll find someone. Somebody who wants to be open
Last time I went to coffee,
Holy shit, you're good!
Motherfucker!
You could date white women.
Like you's all bent over, and you're crying. You look a little crazy.
Twenty-seven times is the fucking charm.
I fucks with your stepdad.
I mean, if you're gonna do anal,
That's not even a real language.
that first made you fall in love with literature?
- Fuck yeah! - Whoa, whoa, whoa...
No, Bill Cosby's a sick motherfucker.
God damn it! Motherfuck!
Oh, this is a great time.
Eh... Handcuff.
I know. But I have softer whips.
Wow.
We do. Great pleasure. It's been a pleasure.
I think I have everything that I need.