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Oh, God, make it stop!
Shit!
This nigga's back here settin' records!
Well, I just can't tell you how pleased l am to meet you, Hannah.
I thought I was supposed to be here for music lessons.
or hanging like wet straps in a car wash
Well, you're white. You'll be fine.
Take it to town, motherfucker. Get that dick.
This hurts so much.
Next question.
into the middle of the next minute.
- Thank you. - Um...
Flight would've been a fucking Soul Plane!
- Ah, Christian. - Hello.
You do want me to, don't you?
You ain't Ms. Kavahellnah?
I've gotta get outta here.
Don't look at me!
things have to be different.
Oh, you burned it!
for what?
It was really nice to meet you.
"I'm not a bidness man, I'm a bidness... man."
Now, where is my wallet?
But I want it to have some experience.
One! Do not divert your gaze.
- I'll have two. - I'd love to, Mom,
You better get your shit together, Black!
We have a long drive ahead of us.
Hey, sir! Sir! Come back!
Don't worry about it. It's your first time. Don't sweat it.
Ooh, that tastes like a white boy on spring break.
I've been waiting my whole life for this.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, enough with the small talk.
Well, looks like you're all set now.
Thank God you're wearing a condom.
And you! You are a stripper!
- Where does the blowing come in? - Finger pop?
So, did he have a big dick?
And this is for the little white girl in Fifty Shades of Grey!
Spit it out.
Twins?
That's his deep, dark secret.
Ooh, that so romantic, boo. What that mean?
You're, all hairless and big-eyed and wild-looking.
And I have the blue balls to prove it.
I don't know!
It's you that's changing me!
Wait a minute.
I mean, you hit that statue like a hard-charging rhino,
protects both you and me, but mostly me.
Okay, well, I got something
Telepathy?
Yes.
She gonna need a gynecologist
I said don't move!
And I'd be like, "You fell."
You talkin' 'bout like this?
Mr. Black, I will end this negotiation right now!
Wow, I smell the hair.
- Bitch! - He had such a beautiful face.
Hey, hey. Ooh. Snap.
You done? I gotta get to church.
- Oh. - Come on, Hannah,
Oh, you made it.
I didn't wanna have to do this to you,
- Who you calling a bitch? - Oh, shit!
Be happy you ain't got this chlamydia, all right?
When does that end? Oh, my God!
- Real estate? - Drug dealing.
Some women.
My brother, peace and blessings.
adopting underprivileged children.
Of course I got a condom. Hold on one second.
I've done this before.
"No, stay away from me!"
where he played this mentally disabled athlete.
and just toss your little ugly ass
Well, don't get mad at me. I don't know Spanish.
What's that?
Here. Just contact me.
and your big ol' Usher nose,
and putting a lot of emotional guilt on each other.
You know, Hannah,
Oh, you know, it's customary for a woman
Fuck!
Touched a bitch's booty hole in Dubai at the airport.
Gnaw and suck.
that's been yanked out of somebody's asshole.
It's the same premise.
Well, how did you get into this whole
No, no, it's not me that's changing you.
That ain't gay. It's just exploratory.
The weight of my penis makes my money too heavy to carry around!
Come here.
Well, you're in luck, we got some cable ties right here.
Ah!
or, like, Donald-Trump-saying- he-don't-like-Mexicans drunk?
Move!
However, it is a prominent trait in your genealogical pool.