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Plain-ass bitch.
You know, I'd like to bite that lip.
I know what you're saying,
Did I tell you that twins run in my family?
No, Christian. You are incapable
- Christian. - I hope I answered all your questions.
Get out!
Who you telling? I was close, girl.
I have a very important question to ask you, Ms. Steale.
I lo...
Wow, that's really just so sweet of you, Mrs. Black.
which means there's no room for the dopey intern
For Christian, of course, we have fried chicken and Kool-Aid.
No play cousins.
I'm here to see Mr. Black.
Christian.
No.
I'm inspired to write a song
Yes, you did. I have it on tape.
I got three fillets for fryin'.
Two in the pink, one in the stink, yeah.
And it's a start, okay?
A b c d e f You and your eggs and your ramen and your job.
Can I show you some love?
and have the family over for dinner.
I Wish I'd died.
Come with me. I'll explain.
that she'd grow up one day and run off with Gary.
It takes the sting off.
This must change!
You know, that's not even real flowers. It's fucking fruit.
I don't make the rules, I'm just telling you.
- Wha... - Yeah, I read your text.
Oh, Mother.
Oh, for sure. I will put that...
It's a spicy goat dish from Nigeria.
- Could be that you're lucky. - No.
I would've thought they'd be more droopy,
you penis suck of yours.
Well, what's more romantic
- But what you not gonna do... - You not gonna do...
Are you thinkin' about marrying her?
Bingo.
One, two...
- The village is a gangbang. - Hannah!
Good morning.
I can't believe you thought I was gonna take you on the chopper.
Whoo! Ah!
about you right now.
Teach you a little lesson about rolling your eyes. Come on.
Turns out you were right about bin Laden.
Please go back to the water-torture thing!
Hit that bottom!
Uh...
Oh!
You can't be cuckooin' on this mo'fuck!
super-handsome, possibly-dangerous thing,
- Are you upset? - I'm upset.
What if I wanted to hire you?
Give it to me.
- Hickies? Edible Arrangements? - Mmm.
- over all the years... - Oh, shit! What!
Handcuffs. All right.
Yeah! Yes!
Yes. Drink to forget.
I'm actually around all of next week.
Boy, was I mistaken!
- Who the fuck are you? - My name is Hannah Steale.
You're lucky I wasn't in your medicine cabinet,
What if she get pregnant?
Ooh, and I love Nicholas Sparks movies.
I'll just... I'll see you back at my place tomorrow. Yeah.
I like baby talk, I like to cuddle.
I want to be like that old man whose wife has Alzheimer's,
I was just in the area and wanted to pick up a few items.
I am so sorry, Hannah.
- Yeah. I'd really love a handjob, though. - What?
Empire.
Okay.
They gonna put me on a Wheaties box! Oh!
Interestingly enough, he donates all cash.
You're not gonna amount to anything, sexually or musically.
Johnson. Dakota Johnson.
The Molly must not be crushed up all the way.
I mean, not really. You look like a sad Gollum.
I don't know what to do!
Let's be clear. I will not share you with another woman.
No.
That's 100 problems, Hannah!
Hannah!
If I could just find these keys.
Not as sad as Luther Vandross' Dance With My Father.
The tape is this way. Follow me.
If you're looking for the homeless shelter, it's two doors down.
No, you listen to me.
I was sure that Christian was gay.
Good, 'cause you got fucked up!
Ah!
Wait a minute, is that a Retina display MacBook Pro?
Yeah, you're like... You're, like, a lot
I told him.
Oh, you burned
How about this? Let's try in Spanish.
Have one of these. Here you go.
I'm gonna be honest with you, Christian. She's not attractive.
Don't give her all the dick, bro.
Ooh, girl, I tried to take a piss earlier,
I've just been waiting.
and he tells her the story about their lives together.
There's no mother, no brother, no cousins, no second cousin removed,
as long as you promise you won't tell my dad I fucked a black guy.
Oh... Very...
- I got nothing. - 'Cause I'm better than you.
Is that something that you think you can do?
with the damaged hair and the cankles.