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No, there is... There's no... There's no dick.
I know niggas, grimy niggas who do not value themselves,
Kateesha told me a lot about you.
Weeping and slobbering over my vagina like a 9-year-old girl!
but I was!
It's lambskin foreskin.
We got a regular John Holmes here,
And don't worry about those ingrown hairs on your penis.
Okay, here's how it goes.
All right.
Come on.
- You should come. - I'd be delighted.
Okay, great. Time to go, Mom.
Christian, this is crazy. Why do you need to punish me?
It's just too much to deal with.
I mean, unless you don't want me to.
Yes, please. Thank you.
Ah... You...
so I was mostly raised by my stepdad, Ron.
You'd be like,
I have no idea.
I already sold that piece of shit.
and she's just a housewife.
Cheese.
Hannah! Did you just kiss me on my lips?
- Jesse! - Hey.
- You not about to "not" me! - Uh-uh...
Ready? One, two, three. Nigga!
The color of passion.
Wait. Hold up. This nigga comin' back?
Ooh, I never had anyone do that to it before.
That got flavor!
I gotta stop binging on Netflix.
What do you want, love letters?
Just because you touch a penis doesn't mean you're gay.
Shall we begin, Ms. Steale?
Hannah, Christian's Chinese sister, Mai, has come to town,
Nigga, who you callin' white?
Ow! Stop!
who need their energy to make sneakers for Nike,
You said it was cool.
You're not gonna shortchange me, Mr. Black.
Are you asleep already?
That's The Notebook.
- It's okay, I'll fuck you later. - Wait. What?
Get outta here!
because you don't live here and you don't have a key.
A hundred jus... I can't even count that far.
Fuck the bullshit.
get your knowledge, man, 'cause you got a lot of wisdom.
That's terrible, Kateesha.
I'm gonna take you to a whole 'nother galaxy!
Where'd you learn to dance?
You look it over, and you negotiate what you're willing to do.
- Is that understood? - Yes.
No.
He's been dead for five years!
Are you kidding me? Cuatro comes after tres.
Two! Illusion!
All right, that's a custom job.
Usually in ones, fives, twenties,
I'll fuck you into a different galaxy.
of having a normal relationship.
"Is you gay, or is you gay as a motherfucker?"
Yeah, well, I'm gonna fuck you at the Stephen Hawking exhibit.
"Oh, nah, I ain't fucking with that bitch."
Are you ready, Ms. Steale?
All right, let's try something else. Uh, from the top. Ready. One, two, three.
God!
Listen, there's only two things I hate,
I...
Well...
Ooh.
Hannah!
Lindsey! You bilingual bitch!
Just a little bit drunk.
What are those? What the fuck are those?
How they gonna see you in the dark, bitch? How they gonna see you?
and you'll get your freedom papers.
Two things. Where's the cup,
No.
Next time, I'd put one of those tracker app things on the key
Okay.
I got all ashy, like E.T. when he was sick in the river.
Ron, to be honest with you,
Kind of turned me on.
You said you're an English major.
You. You're a drug addict waiting to happen.
I just want to say I'm sorry for the way I treated you.
Oh, shit! You fucked him, girl! I knew that shit!
hurt
Hence all the whips, chains and freaky sex toys.
I feel better already.
Three! Mysterio!
They're two totally different relationships!
Got a long drive ahead of me.