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Follow me.
I mean, I might've dipped, but...
I need you to count with me.
In case you're wondering,
I guess.
I like this nigga right here.
Okay, Mom. Mom, please.
or flapping around like an inflatable figure outside of a mattress store.
- Huh? - I have to take a shit!
That's a line from the movie Radio.
- It was Seuss. - Seuss!
Where is he?
That's a good number. Oh, God.
"it's Radio that's teaching us."
putting your parents in debt,
Whoa. You had this whole thing planned out, huh?
"Christian..."
Yeah. It's nice.
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Enough of your games. It's about to get real dark in here.
You're gonna need somebody else
As you should, Mother.
- But I'm upset. - Get off the bed!
- Man, it's impressive. - Thank you.
I love you.
- Jeez, Hannah. - Oh.
- How you doin'? - My brother.
Ooh, that hurt! Oh!
You gotta what?
Keanu Reeves is lucky.
You know, is it me or is it hot in here? Shit.
- There's none of that. - No play cousins?
Willy?
Yes! Yes!
I have four restraining orders,
You want me to make you a Hot Pocket now?
Ooh. That's a nice key.
Here, Hannah, here.
But, like, short and thick, girl?
What? Where you goin' with this?
and I say rhino because you're a lot fatter than I thought,
You're a sick motherfucker.
Well, if I'm gonna give you another chance,
the one that married Mia Farrow?
And humiliate me in unimaginable ways,
Oh, my God, you know what I wanna do.
Hard and quick.
- A virgin? - Yeah.
It's on the tip of my tongue. It starts with a
- Still there. Never went away. - Oh! Damn!
"Oh, my God, why is my vagina so sore?"
that the SuperSonics moved to Oklahoma. Shit.
Yeah, I got one right here! Found it!
I don't make love. I fuck.
I had plenty of time to think.
Ow.
Ah... Fuck my mouth with your fingers.
so you can tell your mama and your pastor
My God, we didn't...
- What color do you want? - Red.
Ugh!
Well, hello there.
Oh! That wasn't fucking!
- That's my favorite one! - Bitch, I'm out!
You didn't see the keys... No, I know where they are. I just...
You know I'm five-four seconds from wildin'.
Sure.
Hands up.
Don't look so nervous, Christian.
And you know the old saying, "It takes a village."
Yes.
Need antiseptic, yeah
I mean, it seemed almost inevitable
Uh... Whoa!
Are you gonna find something that actually works?
Christian, I thought you'd like it.
White people don't like to argue, they like to discuss.
I said I'll see you later.
Why? He's hilarious.
Why the fuck did they make Soul Plane anyway?
Oh, Hannah! Hannah! Hey, it's cold out here.
I fucking hit you with everything. I don't get it.
Ew...
Jesus! It hurts so bad I can't keep count! Where were we?
Mmm...
Bye, bitch.
Ooh, Hannah!
Yes, actually it does matter,
No. I...
What we supposed to do in here?
This is for Denzel Washington.
Girl, you got that list of questions?
Ooh, girl, another gift?
Very Sasquatch of you.
until we question the status of our friendship or whatever, you know?
Even the antibacterial soap!
Well, you look like a thumb
Desktop!
What the hell?
Because they're dead.
because I'm deep.
And your vag doesn't get stretched out
Oh, I'm sorry.
That was like two strokes!