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Do you know why I hit you in the head
Okay.
Shouldn't you be the one leaving? Am I wrong?
Mrs. Black, this food looks amazing.
Yes.
Well, I just am very selective about who I've wanted to...
Let's take a picture, let me get a picture
"You have mad stacks of cash.
Damn, bitch... I mean, girl.
Okay, it's time for you to go, Mother.
A bitch gotta get hers. You keep licking that bootie, okay?
Hi.
You have low self-esteem?
Sorry, Ms. Steale, I...
You know what I went through to steal this car?
With a broken window?
Look at you. You can't wait to get outta here and smoke some weed.
You never told me that about your mother.
I'm so proud of you.
What's there to like!
Come on!
You certainly did.
Oh, my God, he's got a baby dick!
Yes, Christian.
How did this slip through the cracks?
Oh, God! Fuck!
Sure she is, dear.
Wow face, sparkly diamond, poop?
Mmm.
I'm never gonna get none.
For what?
What's your name again?
No, a black man cannot have a beautiful place like this.
come pushing up on this thickness.
Don't be ridiculous. If I was a serial killer,
I don't... I don't understand.
What? Uh! Get that dick! Yeah, yeah, yeah!
So, you wanna beat me with these paddles...
Let me put this in words you can understand.
I mean... The car was a steal.
And what would I get out of it?
Ow! You nicked me!
Enough with the interrogation.
I'm not Ms. Kavahellnah.
to all the demeaning things that you wanna do to them.
Page one, paragraph one.
Really? I guess I was expecting something
All right, let's break the Internet.
I am your mother, and I love you
I mean, who doesn't wanna be them?
when I'm done fucking that bitch up! All right!
Mmm-mmm...
I used to hate them, but now I love 'em.
I live here.
One! Two!
A pencil... You should've just said that in the beginning!
Nigga
Whoa. That's a thesaurus word right there.
Cheese
is seven.
- Yes, who? - Yes, sir.
You know the kind with the pink fur on it?
Oh, my God. Get in here.
Come on, let's get you home.
before he stopped doing his own taxes.
But you ended up looking real good,
'Cause that's fucking weird.
in a litter full of pretty puppies.
Please, call me Christian.
Fuck this shit! I'm out!
But they made him cry in Glory.
We haven't even fucked yet.
You mean, like, for your PlayStation and stuff?
Boyfriend!
f d
Oh, my God. It's not more broke niggas, is it?
Does it matter?
Oh, I don't feel so good, Christian.
You worthless, adopted, unloved little piece of shit!
- She don't deserve it. - Half the dick.
I'd need rope, ax, lye, ammonia,
Yes! Yes!
Baby, come on now.
Hey, where are my other stepdads?
- We are just friends. Don't make it weird. - Oh, no, I thought...
Congratulations, Hannah.
Hi!
Like, it specifically says, and I quote,
Nigga
- Wait, I thought that... - No. Listen. Okay, let's get one thing clear.
A pencil.
Yeah.
and fuck you back to the future.
- You're not ready for this! - I'm ready!
Okay, 15 across, "winter beverage."
- Christian! - Oh, shit!
It's just the lighting! It's bad lighting! It's creating shadow!
Hi! I'm Mai!