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Oh, God, they're gonna shut this precinct down
This is fun. I have not laughed this much in a long time.
How did you ever date him?
I am boring. I'm owning it now.
- And she's fine. - Thanks.
Now, please hand me that big jug wolf pee that I rub on kids
We can use it to herd them toward the traps.
I've been dousing Nikolaj's shoes with it
we said you were the most boring man in America,
Maybe it's not too late to get out of here.
You know how quickly he submits to his environment.
That was a joke.
the man we both consider to be
- It's your first day and... - I'll have you know,
You couldn't just suck it up and let a few dozen crazed rats
Reminder... invite Jake and Amy to jazz brunch tomorrow.
My God, those rats have eaten the purest cocaine
My girlfriend and I do 5Ks now.
That's it.
- What? - What?
- Oh. - Oh, my God.
How's it going with the copier?
the one that broke the first time we used it.
I'm sorry.
Amy, we have all the same interests.
But don't worry. I am as strong physically as I have ever been...
So what was it like getting hit by a bus?
because Scully kept eating the peanut butter out of them.
I remember when our relationship had magic moments like that
I want him to think he's Andy Borowitz
Can't even tell I was hit by a bus.
Copy that, and I love you.
I figured out how to turn it on,
Amy has not dated her.
It's new. Millennials love it.
Okay, really, could you stay in the cab?