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I think I can pull it.
Not great.
Which means
Ayy Ayy
I'm recusing myself.
- Did it work? - No, now they call him pee boy.
But maybe it's Timothy Olyphant, or it could be William Atherton.
I can try, but the only thing I really remember how to say
Do we need the table flip?
That's the problem. We have rats.
all about the omelet-bar station.
Jake, didn't you break them up?
which we do at... wait for it...
You two need to figure out
to something called adult coloring books,
Okay, Teddy, let's not evaluate rashly here, all right?
who the second-best "Die Hard" villain is, though, you know?
And you were amazing at coming up
No!
It's like, "Why are we even doing this?"
when Kourtney and Scott Disick broke up.
He's like a goldfish.
She's doing jazz about brunch.
That seems almost impossible.
eat you until their hearts exploded?
Yep.
And what about when the little sushi roll comes out
Oh, my God. Just saying the word gives me PTSD.
We're still having a pretty big fight.
- I haven't seen you since... - You broke me and Amy up.
Actually, I shouldn't. It'll make me all hyper.
This place is fantastic.
- Just throw your computer away. - Roger that.
Pull yourself together
Well, you just proposed in front of your girlfriend,
a passable knowledge of their operation.
She meant it.
- Veronica Hopkins? - That's the one.
It's the Wild West.
Sir, I really think...
Uh-oh.
but after seeing you at jazz brunch,
to appreciate them properly...
because I thought you and Jake were happy,
No, but I did, and she hates me.
And yet crime has continued.