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We got plenty of time for that.
No, I meant physically.
Right, but maybe you should speak to my colleague first.
And that's him trying to be interesting.
Maybe you can figure out the manual. It's in Japanese.
- Why would you do this to me? - Jake, stop spiraling.
It escalates, and I flip over the table in dramatic fashion.
I think we've done it, Captain.
No. Amy is dying.
That's where I come in. I'm going up in the ceiling.
- We need to focus. - Okay.
the second-best "Die Hard" villain.
grapefruit juice, and cranberry juice.
Let's not panic just yet.
Teddy, how's it going, my man?
Which are connected to his average-sized...
and the fact that he wasted half the morning
It creates a scent impression that there are predators nearby.
I'm gonna hit the little boys' room.
He'll be fine.
to flip-a da table, uh, you flip-a da table.
"But today, like a phoenix from the ashes,
Are they gonna be looking in our desks?
We'll bring you some food in a bucket.
Okay, okay, everybody just calm down
What's your poison... German or Bohemian?
Submit to them!
for their stakeout.
I like to go through my contacts while I go pee.
That was fun. We're really good at fake fighting.
I want all my brothers in the NYPD to do perfectly.
Maybe he doesn't remember us ruining his life
I'm gonna slide it right off!
but I love that about us.
I mean, I've solved a lot of cases for you.
Yeah, I mean, I was legally dead for two full minutes.
It works!
Jake, Amy, nice to see you.
It took our breakup for me to realize that.
When I get back, remind me to tell you
It's me, the most boring man in America.
We just have to pretend that he's interesting.
Just heard the traps go off. Want to come check with us?
Wow. This place looks amazing.
and she got hit by a damn bus, so nobody can say no to her.
This is all your fault.
Suit yourself. Too bad we're on the job, right?