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What, you think I'm stupid?
- Hi! - No, don't.
I'm Dirk Gently.
I don't understand.
all aggressive action against the primary.
Yeah, well...
Break the pattern.
But you just said...
No.
I'm not talking to you through the comm. I'm talking right to you.
and he hired me, well above my normal rate,
I'm a detective. I'm on a case.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Well...
Probably not.
Things are about to get ugly.
I know what you did.
Interconnectedness!
with such petty things as fingerprint powder,
Maybe I have two jobs!
No, you shut up!
Jesus, you gotta be kiddin' me.
My primary method of investigation is to follow someone
Listen, I'm not ignoring you,
Or, not nice, but you seem like a guy, okay?
That's the nature of the situation,
An assistant.
I hate voicemail!
Dirk... Okay, hi. Sorry.
What's your name?
Okay, no.
Todd!
You didn't...
Probably should've seen this one coming.
Is there any way you could get the security footage
What is going on?
I think it might bother me more later,
Everything you want in this world
Uh... why?
Then why did you run?
Because he was crazy.
Come on, Dirk, please go!
- No, but... - No!
There's an ocean of commonalities here for us to draw on.
you decided it would be better to come with me than die.
Where's the goddamn rent?
What now?
an interesting person.
shallow depression, and boring, boring sex?
Hello!
Wait.
You're a terrible assistant.
I just...
Every second is a chance to change your life.
Find me!
Go ahead.
who has insinuated himself into my life
I don't know if I have the money right now,
it said that we have to prevent
- Let's go. - Where's my money, huh?
but it seems like he knew where the cameras were.
No.
No, I didn't say that, actually.
to investigate his own death