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Oh, my God. Under personal comments: "New York Knicks rule."
You just answer. It's like a reflex. "Do I look fat?" "No."
Hello.
Chan, can I, uh...? Could I talk to you for a second?
- Wow. Spinning. That sounds like fun. - Oh.
[BOTH CHUCKLING]
I called the sperm bank today.
Oh, my God. You've got a crush on your sister's stalker.
Ehh! Wrong. Now you're single.
What are you doing?
I don't know. I always pictured you ending up...
Were you following me?
I was thinking what it'd be like to kiss you.
Did you tell the doctor you did it jumping up and down on your bed?
When did you go to a sperm bank?
Oh, he's yummy. We did a little kissing. Aah!
Just walking along, looking like me.
Uh, but, hey, you know, this way sounds good too.
...and get them to put my Days ofour Lives gig on here.
Well, honey, it is pretty competitive.
...but I'm so ready.
Before I met your sister, I was, like, this normal guy...
Oh, he's yummy! We did a little kissin'
No, he's just this, like, very passionate, incredibly romantic guy...
Oh. Oh.
Lips moving. Still talking.
- "Does size matter?" - No.
- Sure. What's up? - Uh, ha, ha.
Ross' what?
Hey, oh! You know that guy who's been following me? I talked to him today.
Okay, come here. Ahem.
Oh! And you have three great kids.