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You can't wait for them to give it to you. You have to take it.
You just got Coopered, bitch!
I get to kill him?
Slow down!
Dixon. Dixon!
Well, I don't know.
Don't worry, ma'am. I'm gonna get you to safety.
You were not supposed to read that.
Don't make me come up there!
And, unfortunately, I have to do this.
- I am on the phone with dispatch. - It's a car. Say, Car.
- Your left! - They're getting away!
I'm so sorry for your loss.
My husband just got murdered...
So you wanted to know why I hate cops. That's the reason.
Come on. Relax, cariño.
I was 7, I saw squirrels kissing. I watched it for a long time.
Oh, my God.
- Morning. - How are you, ma'am?
Goddamn it.
You're Cooper? The Cooper?
Oh, no.
- She's traveling with a 50-year-old suspect. - Fifty!
- Wait! - Come on!
- 10-520: I am boring! - Please do not make fun of me.
You saved this old lady's life.
Some guy shot off his finger, and I tried to Heimlich his dog.
- Help me get him out. - It's a hot man-person.
Lift me up on two!
Yeah, I love it when you pull my hair like that.
All right.
Yep, her uterus.
- Seriously? - Yeah. My comadre is here.
Go, go, go! I'm gonna help you.
Shut up! Go up!
- Yes! - No.
Shut your trap. I'm holding the gun.
...I wouldn't let the fact that I have a little cuca get in the way of my dream.
It turns out you're exactly who I thought you were when I met you.
Why do you look like that? You're supposed to be incognito.
Well, I am the lady who knows the lady who took down Vicente Cortez.
...but this seems like a very important detail for my first day back in the field.
They'll be happy to shoot us.
And that's my car not a personal vehicle.
I failed.
Come back here!
I'm wearing black shoes.
- I can't reach the pedals! - Get up! Get up!
- Mrs. Riva, I am a police officer. - Ay, please.
Why do you look like Marc Anthony?
These hangers are slippery. Like they have some special coating.
Please don't.
Thank you.
I was Miss Plantain, 2004.
Felipe must have put baking powder in the car.
- Okay, Coop, I'll let you out. - All right. Let's go.
Our smartest move now is to change clothes, lose this car...
Just that all I ever...
- Shoot! Shoot! - I'm shooting at him!
Keep her calm, take her to the little girls' room if she has any lady business.
Dirty? I'm gonna show you dirty, Miss Piggy.
- ...but calm down. - I was in a fight-or-flight situation.
...and you come at the last second and ruin it?
Oh, I'm sure you did.
Dial 1139.
Son of a...
- You are? - No, of course not.
- Sir, I ain't seen anything. - You sure? We think they're nearby.
Now, tomorrow morning, Deputy Jackson is gonna escort Riva to Dallas...
No, no! Your hand's in my face.
But you're taking me with my...